Blake Rains

I’d shoot for the moon but I’m too busy gazing at the stars

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

“Jobs not finished”, dammit I LOVE that mentality

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

8 and 24 forever

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[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

Dak watching Mahomes get picked off by a drop:

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Everyone in my neighborhood is standing outside on the phone with their loved ones screaming crying throwing up over the tornado sirens. It’s complete chaos. Meanwhile, I am casually on my walk back from Walmart with my groceries like nothings wrong 😎

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Remember, respect

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

how i be ignoring red flags for a bad bitch

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

@constantlycodie I’m adding this to my daily vocab

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

When I say “let me call you back” what I actually mean is “enjoy the rest of your day”

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Dad takes son out for his first drive

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Okay legitimate question for all:

If you’re a dog owner struggling financially, as in you don’t know where your next meal is coming from, you may or may not know where you’ll be sleeping tomorrow night, you’re completely broke, what do you do with your dog?

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

You study hard, I hardly study. We are not the same.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

63 years ago, the Three Stooges taught us how banks work.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The CEO of TikTok testifies before Congress tomorrow. On a completely random note, here are >8,000 global internet services currently blocked in China.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I really dislike bad manners. Why do grown adults find it hard to say please, thank you, & excuse me? You literally get taught all these as a child.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Blocking is for the weak, I want you to look at my shit and be mad

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Raise your hand if you have a Pokémon card collection that would be worth thousands of dollars today if you could ONLY FIND IT 🙋🏽‍♂️

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Me seeing Antman 3 AFTER Creed 3: yeah there’s absolutely no fucking way this guy would lose a fight to Paul Rudd

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

@k2_ashley

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

Today I listened to 2 old men that went to high school together struggle to name people in their class and I realized I would have already forgotten 90% of the people I went to school with if it wasn’t for social media reminding me that they all exist.

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

@constantlycodie Felt that actually 🤣

[Blake Rains @blakemakeitrain]

One day in 4th grade I started cussin and just never stopped 😤

[Faber @dfaber84]

United States Air Force flying into the New Mexico Hot Air Ballon Festival.