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[blake @blakemltn]

My gf was in a top tier sorority no big deal

[blake @blakemltn]

Sketcher Shape Ups walked so Hokas could run

[blake @blakemltn]

Had another BLT yesterday btw

[blake @blakemltn]

Nearly two years later it finally happened

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

pulling this move out tonight after 3 high lifes

[blake @blakemltn]

This is so real

[blake @blakemltn]

I popped in the Dillly Dally department they said they know you

[blake @blakemltn]

Paid for the Airport Lounge and my girlfriend is just eating hard boiled eggs

[blake @blakemltn]

Working out next to a man that is an identical copy of the “pookie is looking absolutely fire” guy. If I tell him would he take as a compliment or a slight

[blake @blakemltn]

Gf just told me I look like an Abercrombie model

[blake @blakemltn]

I’ve had two mimosas and I have no clue how to act

[blake @blakemltn]

All in on softball mom gossip this fine morning

[blake @blakemltn]

Crumbly nature valley bars are outdated granola bar technology

[blake @blakemltn]

Waitlisted for hot yoga gonna kms

[blake @blakemltn]

Girls just have gift cards

[blake @blakemltn]

What respected actor will fall to the level of playing Santa next my guess is sir Patrick stewart

[blake @blakemltn]

I got my ass whooped at Pebble Beach

[blake @blakemltn]

If my gf died I’d have to go work on a shrimp boat like Lieutenant Dan

[blake @blakemltn]

Tis the damn season am I right haha

[blake @blakemltn]

Kylie Jenner took Timothée Chalamets virginity

[blake @blakemltn]

That’s Dior Homme not Dior homie