The Situation

never been wrong

[Yueqi Yang @Yueqi_Yang]

Kalshi's first example of a small business using it as hedging tool is The Jeffrey, an NYC bar that's promising free drinks to all customers if New York Knicks wins NBA Finals Game 1 on Wednesday

[The Situation @blakemon8]

@RichardCranny69 Grant me access to this

[Owen Schmitt’s Burner(OSB) @runawaybeertrck]

Took and edible and got in the lab with my boy. #chudmaxing

[sam 🫥💍🏆 @lbf_mas]

I’d be complaining about the league mad loud, making sure he heard everything

[shah @shahh]

AHHHH THE MARKET SCARES ME I'VE GOT PAPER HANDS I'M GONNA SELL I'M GAY AHHHH

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Anthony Edwards on Target Center for Game 3: "They gonna be turnt up. They gonna be falling all over and shit, drunk as hell. They gonna be loud as hell in there."

[💤 @ShadowStarMode]

Nah man let's circle back on this fucking geek for a second

[The Situation @blakemon8]

Tap in with me to get rich

[Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon]

This is the most insane image I’ve seen this year

[Nick Walters @nickwalt]

Most Fernando Mendoza ringtone ever.

Special moment for the #Raiders QB 🥲

[The Situation @blakemon8]

LETS GO STRIPES. I WATCH BASKETBALL TO SEE FOULS

[Stifle-Tower27 @Stifle_Tower27]

Good luck today Goat 🐐 ❤️

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint and watch The Godfather
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - every day you wake up you win the freaking lottery :)

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

babe please don’t get mad at me for betting that we’ll break up in the prediction markets, it’s called hedging, I did it because of how much I love you

[JFK @JFK_Chicago]

The 80 year old lady enjoying her first masters when Bryson Deshambow decides to hit driver 400 four fairways over

[Sag Harbor Capital @sagharborcap]

If anyone has the inside line to Citrini Analyst #3, please let him know that I would be honored to buy him 11 more beers

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

BREAKING: Iran says it has "forced" the US to accept its "10-point plan" which includes the following terms:

1. Cigs inside
2. $5 Guinnesses
3. Weekly happy hour
4. Boys trip to Aruba
5. Rewatching Heat
6. Termination of my enemies
7. Termination of the IRS
8. Paying me
9. Year supply of creatine
10. Tomahawk Tuesdays

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.