Kalshi's first example of a small business using it as hedging tool is The Jeffrey, an NYC bar that's promising free drinks to all customers if New York Knicks wins NBA Finals Game 1 on Wednesday
Anthony Edwards on Target Center for Game 3: "They gonna be turnt up. They gonna be falling all over and shit, drunk as hell. They gonna be loud as hell in there."
Life is amazing:
-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint and watch The Godfather
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country
-you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - every day you wake up you win the freaking lottery :)
babe please don’t get mad at me for betting that we’ll break up in the prediction markets, it’s called hedging, I did it because of how much I love you
BREAKING: Iran says it has "forced" the US to accept its "10-point plan" which includes the following terms:
1. Cigs inside
2. $5 Guinnesses
3. Weekly happy hour
4. Boys trip to Aruba
5. Rewatching Heat
6. Termination of my enemies
7. Termination of the IRS
8. Paying me
9. Year supply of creatine
10. Tomahawk Tuesdays