Blake Rogers

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@MattSilar @fergeaux @brantly_no_e The company that brought you "Obviously Gay Boy Woos Flapper Girl" and "Do We Have Enough Tenors for This?", it's "White People with Accents They Shouldn't Be Using!"

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@merrittless We'll make time.

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@Mattyisastar Okay bitch you literally just did this to me

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@Mattyisastar You high?

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@katiecat22 Seeing this on Tuesday!!

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@katiecat22 So jealous you got to see Brandi doing BLUE!

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

After being forced to use the phrases Matty's Drew, Matt's Drew, Kevin's Matt, and Matty's Matt for CLARITY, I've decided that I will no longer be participating in Pride Month.

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

Say hello to my new favorite subject line:

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

I’m “Listens to 3 different recordings of ‘Moments in the Woods’ in a row” gay.

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@courtesylaugh88 @fergeaux Why does that phrase fit so perfectly to the tune of "Dancing On My Own"?

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

Can we talk about this cartoon the mean girl from my high school just posted?

Can you imagine the full size version of this photo? What is this gay claw monster wearing? A rainbow windbreaker!?

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@spicykezzinnugg Let’s go shopping!!

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

Swiping through Tinder while I watch Pride & Prejudice because I am a complicated modern woman!!!

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@aaaamelita AH MEES YOU 2222222

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@kelleybarker989 @fergeaux Meanwhile, Rick stands in the kitchen calling Agnes "That bitch."

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

Buc-ee no!! 😂😂😂

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@katiecat22 This album is all I have left to look forward to in 2020.

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

On a call with a senior HR exec just now and she tells me that her husband is into "garden porn."

"The way he looks at blackberries scares me."

[Blake Rogers @blakenburger]

@peteyhargrave @HouseHuntersTV HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH