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@games_delicious Hey @games_delicious - when is shipyard 2nd edition going to be available in North America? Preorders going to happen soon?

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@games_delicious When will this be available in US retail?

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@DiceTowerChris @BoardAndDice @DiceTowerChris what did you think of it???

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@games_delicious @games_delicious is this going to be available in North America this year?

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Hey @Forbes! Check out @TheBachParty for your #BestSitesForWomen list - it simplifies bachelorette party planning for bridesmaids!

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#EsuranceSave30

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@tommyjohnagin obviously! http://t.co/aMAbt8EgtP’s-like-a-bulletproof-vest-only-not-at-all/

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Israel is in Asia. So, theoretically, Israelis are Asians. Benjamin Netanyahu is Asian. Theoretically.

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Next time you want to eat fried chicken, bacon, and cheese and not feel guilty, throw it on lettuce. Now, its a Cobb Salad. Now, its okay.

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Ever notice that "I'm up for that" and "I'm down for that" mean the exact same thing?

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While I think the whole "no white after Labor Day" thing is crazy, I'm looking forward to 3 months of wearing white w/o getting chastised.

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If you intentionally crash into someone, is it still called a car accident?

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Not to sound bigoted, but have we ever had a red headed president?

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Men say women are beautiful. Women say men are beautiful. Women say men are handsome. But you can't call a woman handsome. That bothers me.

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Thank you, Kelly Clarkson, for writing inspirational and poetic lyrics, such as "My life would suck without you".

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I was watching this show about space and realized that The Big Bang and Black Holes are both excellent names for porno movies.

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Politically correct has gone too far. This restaurant used to have Blackened Cajun Chicken. Now, its called African Americaned Cajun Chicken

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Can someone please tell me why it's socially acceptable to eat a muffin for breakfast, but not cake?

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Get rich quick idea: bagel-shaped cold cuts...just like regular cold cuts, only with a hole directly in the center!

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Little kids always call their dad "Papa" in the movies. When I was growing up, I don't think I knew any kids that called their dad Papa.