Blake Hord

Dangerously good at the kazoo

[The Standard Chaparral @StanfordChappie]

the Chappie commemorates the Beijing olympics with a barely relevant magazine cover

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Scientists discover in groundbreaking study that 1 like is actually 0.766 prayers

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Don't we all have moral duty to swerve in front of driverless cars to give them that training data?

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You haven’t felt risk until you take a forgotten iPhone charger from a zipcar

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Hot take of today: Schoolhouse Rock is better than Game of Thrones

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The @LSJUMBAltoz are yuuuuuuuge #gostanford @stanford

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Now accepting suggestions for clothing that would fit my “about to go bowling on a Tuesday afternoon” aesthetic

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Right before I die I hope I see a supercut of all the times I said “haha yeah” when I couldn’t hear what the other person was saying

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Budget cuts force Macy’s thanksgiving day parade to merge with Westminster dog show - floating dogs now roam the earth

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2020: Human implanted jewelry, but chia pets

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Shag carpet wallpaper

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Hipster mortuary that smokes your loved ones with hand chopped hickory wood

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Bringing your child on a leash to a dog training school

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Why are there no LinkedIn meme accounts? #bouttomakeithappen

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Ready for #StanfordvsTCU football! #gostanford #beatTCU #alamobowl

[Reuters @Reuters]

Boy Scouts of America to allow girls to join, earn Eagle Scout rank https://t.co/XXgJHzntXP

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@jcott5 #BLAKE #COTT #IStoodWhenYouCameUp

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Instructor at Teatown: And this plant is named duckweed
Littest 3rd Grader I've ever seen: I didn't know ducks smoked weed!
#teachemyoung

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Make DFHS Symmetrical Again https://t.co/fwPL7PXXTF

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@jcott5 @HB @Alysha @sooyun @bloom everyone says thanks cott!! And it's *Alisha*