Blake

[Blake @blaketheory]

@GuyTalksFinance Interest rates way too high, which historically go up and down unlike median price. I’d rather buy a 700k house at 3.5% than a 500k house at 6.5% 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Blake @blaketheory]

@GuyTalksFinance Talking out of my as* here but I’m guessing healthcare lobbying holding up regulation barriers

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Walking down the street I notice an opportunity

$17.99 all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet

I walk in and hand them an $18 bill

I ate 12 pounds of Lo Mein, 17 orange chickens, and 33 bushels of Beijing beef

But I’m just getting started

Then I shove an industrial grade freezer into my mouth

“Sir, you can’t do that!” They shout

I point to their sign that says “eat ANYTHING you want”

Then I eat the flooring, kitchen equipment, and the entire building

I return home and regurgitate it all

Then I sell the fixtures for $75,000 and flip the building to BlackRock for $1.9 million

And I even offloaded some of the orange chicken to a homeless man for $2.75

One of my most profitable dinners ever

[Blake @blaketheory]

@grrberr You could probably put a V12 engine in a 2013 thinkpad if I tried hard enough. Customization was insane

[Blake @blaketheory]

@Amank1412 How long is ur f*ckin resume😭😭

[Blake @blaketheory]

@djcows Why that kinda look like… nvm

[Blake @blaketheory]

@djcows Dabbling in other ventures

[Blake @blaketheory]

@prasenx Worst opinion of the year award

[Blake @blaketheory]

@birdabo Why would you want to make people double homeless

[Blake @blaketheory]

@marryevan999 Running this once gonna code you $43.74

[Blake @blaketheory]

@AISafetyMemes I would probably say the same thing if I was trying to build a compiler 🤣

[Blake @blaketheory]

@benaratame @io_1337 @cluely

[Blake @blaketheory]

@Reshusaur Cornball capital

[Blake @blaketheory]

@shweta_ai But I like this class 😢

[Blake @blaketheory]

@yoonb1ko No more internet for u

[Blake @blaketheory]

@Jason Jason it was very funny

[Blake @blaketheory]

@onlyvbanks Why is half the wall white and the other half black

[Blake @blaketheory]

@theo Mr Performative back at it again!

[Blake @blaketheory]

@birdabo Nuh uh