Blake Thomas

Research communication, random Baylor sports opinions.

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

We know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. #sicembears

[Garrett Nolan @garrettnolan]

I think GameDay underestimated the desire everyone in Berkeley has to meet at a designated place with signs and yell about stuff.

[Concerned Parent in North Texas @ZachRunsThings]

This is happening across the country. Democrats are doing nothing to stop it because this is what the liberals want. 😡

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

@profsamperry “They can’t do that, it’s our thing!”

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

@BoardGeniuses This proves what I’ve long suspected: that when A&M went from the Big 12 to the SEC both conferences’ average IQs went up.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

i hate to say it but im beginning to have my doubts that hes going to get us to mars

[Baylor Bears on SicEm365 @SicEm365]

Former TCU head coach Gary Patterson back at Baylor’s practice.

#SicEm🐻

[Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith]

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Guy who has only ever seen "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci seeing a second scene with a table] getting a lot of "Last Supper" vibes from this...

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

@TexasSuperKings How’s this rain looking to y’all?

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Kp8d3b4JZS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/nMoN7N7jNe

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

keep the politics out of football!! they cry, then the super bowl begins with what’s basically a military recruitment ad

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

This is your periodic reminder that their license plates say “Oklahoma is OK” because they don’t know how to spell “mediocre.” #SicEm #ReadyForOU

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

@USAF_Bear @Baylor @BaylorAthletics Ok, cool. I followed their Instagram so I’ll keep an eye out for it next year. Thanks!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl https://t.co/cFj5VqyacB

[Blake Thomas @blakethomas]

@USAF_Bear @Baylor @BaylorAthletics Hypothetically, who would a fellow need to contact about ordering one of those jerseys?