If the first thing you say when you walk to the merch table is
“Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Just wait til you’re ready brother, don’t come up here and make me witness your entire thought process
Today there was a woman behind me in a motorcycle whose eyelashes were so nice I would’ve killed god for her. And she was dancing at the red light. Women are so special. Guys.. do better.