BLAKK ON THE BLOKK

Creativity beyond trends

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House of errors is doing everything properly

[Ebelechukwu @_ebelechukwu]

We grew up believing that politics was a dirty game and somehow allowed the ‘hoodlums’ we knew in school occupy political seats and we the supposed ‘good’ ones are at their mercy.

We are the biggest fools. Evil thrives because good people say and do nothing

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Brazil for the World Cup

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I have 5 jet skis for sale

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Abeg who get plug for jet ski or canoe ?😂

[D for Don’t Miss 🔥 #InTheFire @prettyboyDO]

God want sink Lagos

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Cigar wrap not backwoods

[Mave @mavexsi]

If the backy slim na cana dey inside😂

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@_DEWUNMI This man, I don’t see you anywhere but in random ass comment sections not even on my tl

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Noo it’s because it is ass

[~ @shamzy44]

I feel like niggas discriminate Scottish loud is cause it makes them hungry and they don’t be having food in the crib

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@richtosho Involve

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@richtosho Hello, me @richtosho

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😂😂

[K @sgoloetnuk]

The concept of language is genuinely so interesting to me. I would’ve loved to see the division of language at the Tower of Babel.

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The saxophonist dey give me titanic vibes

[Olori♑ @DenikeOlori]

O lo lo loooo. God abeg! 😑😑

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Be like you and grok Dey mad 😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Babcock university disowns fake academic certificates posted by Carter Efe

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Pineapple

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Very correct sentence 😂, drunk is past participle

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

I’ve never drunk alcohol in my whole.

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Friends with benefits don change meaning

[➻Nifemi™➻ 天雷 @Nifemi_Olu]

A friend of mine shared a VN a babe sent to him. I didn’t want to share the direct audio here so I used Gemini to transliterate it:

"I don't want to date these days, you hear? Because you guys, you tend to always like be so relaxed. You will not want to like take care of your girlfriend or so. You would just like feel like, 'Okay, yeah, that giving is not your duty' or something, or those kinds of stuff that you guys used to say to yourselves.
And me, if I'm in a relationship, I definitely want my man to take care of me. Ah, I'm a pretty girl for heaven's sake! I can't be in a relationship and—fine, even if I'm working, it doesn't matter—you're supposed to top what I have. Not be saying that, 'Oh yes, because I have a business now, you are not obligated to do this or do that because you are not married' or something.
So, that's why I don't want to be in a relationship. I prefer friends with benefits, whereby we already have an agreed amount that, 'Okay, yes, for every seeing, this is it,' and that's it. I don't need to be worried that, 'Ah, how will I ask my boyfriend for this now? If I ask him for this, maybe he will not give me this, if I do this, he will not...' So, that's it."

Nigerian men, especially the unmarried ones, my condolences 💐

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@Udoweezy 😢

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Nasty chemistry

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Science students, please translate 🤲🏻