blakoid 🛸

forget it Blake, it’s Chinatown.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

@Dom_2k The WASPification of LeBron James

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Put CNN on & they were talking about Taylor Swift’s wedding in the first block

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Is there really a difference between Blacks and Dominicans?

Nah not really. Once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Jamal.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

They should invent advanced metrics for sex. Extrapolate my performance through 36 minutes baby.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

I was supposed to die in WW1 :(

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

They treating Jaylen Brown like he Fred Hampton

[latke @latkedelrey]

christopher moltisanti summer:
-relapsing
-hurting people you love
-making bad art that nobody likes
-seeing signs about how doomed you are everywhere

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Watching Paul George highlights and yelling “we’re gonna get you a ring man!” alone in my dark Los Angeles apartment

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Your uncle that kinda looks like sexy Jason Alexander touched on you at Thanksgiving 1997. That’s why you don’t like Seinfeld. Don’t ruin it for the rest of the group.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Smart dildo: dildo that adjusts to size, temperature, and vascularity preferences in real time after a scan on first insertion

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

I’ve done cocaine 3 days in a row and now I have the nastiest sinus headache. It’s splitting my forehead down the middle and pounding against the front of my skull. The pressure is unbearable. Cocaine speeds the world up so much that it starts to slow down. I like the world when it’s slow; I don’t like it when it’s fast.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Just passed 6 followers. Might not seem like a lot; but if you were walking down the street and 6 people asked to suck your cock, you’d blush.

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

@marygaitspill Based & Charlotte York pilled

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Hiplet

[𝚂 °.🥥⋆❀˖°🏝️ @ERAOFMONE]

“sit down, like you big and bad” ANIYA SAT KC TF DOWN. 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS THE QUEEN OF THE SHOW BOW DOWN!
#loveislandusa

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Would you rather be a cowboy, pirate, astronaut, samurai, or illegal immigrant?

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

@p0lyergus @psych0kn0t_ Fatphobia exists even in the animal kingdom

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

Racialized gender war or gendered race war? You make the call.

[josh! @queersocialism]

racial-gendered wars everyday over something called “love island” you guys are all under spells SEEK HELP

[blakoid 🛸 @blakoidedwoid]

I could never go on Love Island because talking to more than 2 Black women at the same time is my biggest fear