Maya Blanchard

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dear Mr. Cuervo, you were supposed to make me sexier and a better dancer...I saw videos...we need to talk.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you comment on your own Facebook status before anyone else does, I will assume you’re crazy.

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

That awkward moment when you realize you're the only one in the class who hates your teacher.

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Franz, Judy, marge &argus out to play #engineeringlife

[Zach Johnson @zjohnson3]

Doesn't get much better than Fall days in Boulder.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's too hot for covers, but I can't sleep without the feeling of them on me. #FirstWorldProblems

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

No matter how much Axe body spray you use, it's impossible to cover up the smell of desperation.

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Nothing brightens my Saturday morning more than watching freshman doin the walk of shame.

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Why are people already wearing pants and sweaters? Honestly folks, what are you going to do when it actually gets cold?

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

There's a thin line between the mustache and the molestach.

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Food. @Meggy_Gee14

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

@courtybeecrane I wont let you down on the twitter sphere

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Nothing like a lil green chile to cure everything.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You're not drunk until you're durnk.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake!

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Whaddup batman!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong ones. #Classic

[Maya Blanchard @blanched92]

Is it really necessary to wear a gallon of axe to the library? Eww