Café Blanca

여회계사 💙

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

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[Clark Jéan S. 🍉 @lazuliJean]

Yung comedic pause ng pinoy humour is top notch 😭😭😭 ang babaw ko for a Wednesday 😭😭😭

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

lol it happens all the time sorry

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Pati nuon ang auditor naka sample sa akong resting bitch speaking voice

[ManicMel™️ @manicmelora]

When your parents don't pass down generational wealth but instead diabetes and mental health issues

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

relapse ng slight hays

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

they’re sisters!

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

@balintonsophia I forgot that you existed by TSwift

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Na offend daw kay wala ka gets sa joke so nang-offend siya kay nanabla. Ngi pwede diay na?

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

What’s your guys’s love language, mine is earlier when bf took a profoundly unflattering photo of me eating then stared at it for several seconds and murmured “my little raccoon girl”

[ᴀᴍɪʀᴀ.🫕🇵🇸 @Amiraa_LY]

-list his number as a recruiter on many job sites
-Put sugar water in all his windows to attract small ants
- steal the thing his microwave plate revolves on
-cut out all his buttons
-pour a ton of hair removal cream in his shampoo
-change all his contacts to have the same nam

[Koreaboo @Koreaboo]

STRAY KIDS being the first K-Pop group to attend the Met Gala is iconic 🖤

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

I've mastered the art of scheduling breakdowns. I can physically feel the grief in my chest but my mind can't process it pa. For now, my eyes stay dry.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My bladder

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Wa pay singsing pero mura namog nag pre-planning sa kasal 🙈🙉🙊luhhhhhhhh

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Home is not a place.

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Ang love language ko ay tumanggap ng pera

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Naay nagsend congratulatory message nako for surviving this year's busy season (tax)

Mas sayon mag thank you kaysa mag explain nganong di ko karelate kay di man sad ko affected sa April 15 rush huhu yes nalang

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

Heeeeee kaminyuon 🤣🤣🤣

[Café Blanca @blancz23]

nag move on na among relationship from kilig-kilig to hilak-hilak lmaoooooooo basin mao nani signs sa kaminyuon 🤣🤣🤣