Jared Bland

Physics/Math double major. Proud American who loves to cook non-white people food. Recently started a cooking blog:

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@Sanchovies Dinosaurs did exist. Hell, dinosaurs still exist - they're called birds. https://t.co/dataq4CMNw

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@CordaroStewart Perhaps, but most people have this particular question around age 6 or 7.

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@IMShawnAndrews @amshiraah *Slightly* pear-shaped. Rather small differences over a huge scale. It is a scientific feat we can measure it.

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@amshiraah @bobatl @neiltyson He absolutely is a scientist. It is hard to tell. The PhD in astrophys, peer-reviewed publications, etc

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@bobatl @neiltyson Yes! Create a place where we train astronauts to go to the moon.. Oh wait, we've had it since the 50s. @NASA Heard of it?

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There is a 3-regular #Christmas tree mug. That is all. #math
https://t.co/j3SN8Ii7DI

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Just got my new physics mug from Amazon:
http://t.co/xUkVQzVHC3
#NoFluxGiven

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@nbadajoz https://t.co/1SYsPhAzyK

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@ahearnc1 I hope you feel better! No class next week, just work on the stuff she assigned on Canvas.

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@ahearnc1 What? Too good to show up to class and have some of the cake I made? I see how it is. ;)

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It's a bumpy ride on the struggle bus.

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My dad approved of the vindaloo! Thank goodness!

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@roaring_twentys I hear pickle juice helps with that, and it gives you a reason to start home canning. 2 birds, 1 stone!

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Making #deer vindaloo with the inner loins. No naan, but should be tasty. #Indian #recipes Successful #hunting season I'd say.

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@BlkGirlManifest I dont get it. Kudos to blacks (retweets, etc) when they are obligated, but not to people when they dont have be with you?

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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you poor souls who follow me on Twitter!

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In Wild, Wonderful #westvirginia for the week of Thanksgiving. Glad to see the family!

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@RecipeGirl @foodiecrush Pickle juice is great for a lot of stuff. Probably adds some zing!

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@streetowls Truth.

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Just dropped $162 to send GRE scores.. Oh joy..