Conrad

eat hotchip and lie

[archiekins @thecatchyone]

@scarra i gotchu man

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Part 5 of the Downing Street parties. This time: 20 May 2020 at No.10. 7 mins. Produced by Michael Cox and Mary Fuller. https://t.co/WdzNyJ2yBB

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Boris Johnson:

‘Any chance I can blame you for this? We’re running out of people’

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is the most deadpan takedown of Boris Johnson’s vroom-vroom/Peppa Pig speech to the CBI you’ll see.

Beautifully succinct summary by @BBCRosAtkins.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Matt Hancock is right to resign. But Boris Johnson should have sacked him.

[Alex Buxton 🇬🇧🇨🇾🇪🇺 @AlexBuxton]

Think of the 23 year age gap between Carrie and Johnson.

It might be all rosie now she's 33 and he's 56.

But has she considered what it'll be like when she's 43 and he's in prison?

[Conrad @blanfl3n]

I knew they were up to something 👀

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

NSA spying row: Denmark helped US gather data on European officials, says report https://t.co/GTATsd2Eiw

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Russian occupation of Crimea is not only illegal, but also such cringe