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watching every @blankcheckpod movie & writing a haiku about each one. just a fan.

🎥286/374 (76.47%)

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more movies will get added by then but I'm also gonna double fist Buster Keaton movies so this feels doable

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only about 60 movies left on the list with 66 days left to the 3 year anniversary of this bad bad terrible don't do it idea, gonna do my best to finish them all before then

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@RCarrollTV @PodcastLikeIts @blankcheckpod @SeanFennessey @pmiscove @GriffLightning @davidlsims @ChrisRyan77 you dropped this 👑

[Josh @ScenePerfection]

Are you saying there's a chance that when we buy that zoo, we destroy the world

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anyways here's my Campion rankings she's great

1. THE POWER OF THE DOG
2. THE PIANO
3. TWO FRIENDS
4. AN ANGEL AT MY TABLE
5. SWEETIE
6. IN THE CUT
7. HOLY SMOKE
8. BRIGHT STAR
9. PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE

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just finished watching every Jane Campion movie so i figured i'd come back here to post my rankings, maybe get back into twitter, who knows

sorry what's going on here right now

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https://t.co/uAGJWaxHTK

my Letterboxd for those who asked

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this website is a nightmare that just makes me more depressed with every passing day, so i'll be logging out tonight and probably never logging back in.

if you want to follow my terrible movie idea journey, follow my letterboxed cuz this account will eventualy get deleted

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Old (2021) ★★★★
hear about this beach?
it's on a nature reserve
and it makes you old
https://t.co/WjDF1zolrq

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Stargate (1994) ★★½
Ra's got cartoon eyes
just like the set Judge Doom has
Judge Doom: Xeno-God?
https://t.co/ryL5jfoZp8

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

My friend @KiDCuDi graciously offered to host an advanced screening of my movie @KnockAtTheCabin for his fans. I can’t wait to meet all of you guys next Tuesday in NYC!

https://t.co/2jfIVZRRsi

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Joe Dirt (2001) ★½
so you're tellin' me
there's a snail in the desert
and that it can talk?
#benschoice https://t.co/pprAf70Z3n

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@_MarkSutcliffe you've been silent on so much but this makes you go off on a twitter rant??? cmon man be better

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The Lion King (2019) ★
everything is brown
i mean, when it isn't dark
a bowl of farts
https://t.co/GC8YAtb5hP

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

"she feliz on my navi til i dad" - jake sully explaining what happened between avatar movies

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@Markster3000 you're not wrong! i have 3 main feed left before i'm caught up to Carpenter so i might start catching up on other directors who have released new stuff since then. i still gotta find out why the beach makes you old!

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Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) ★★★½
well back in my day
pikachu was just a mouse
mouse with attitude
https://t.co/NIeJ0LaxFe

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@UnclePetunio work is in kayfabe, so it's part of a storyline and not real, a shoot is unplanned or real, so working yourself into a shoot means buying into the fake reality so much you get actually mad about it

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@UnclePetunio i have no trouble believing that Tucker has no idea he's being manipulated by the Mars candy company into being part of their new marketing strategy

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@UnclePetunio tucker worked himself into a shoot

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@blankcheckpod will this be live streamed/recorded for a later release?