office job is like. i’m enemies with a 35 year old man. i tell HR about it. HR interrupts the onboarding of two brand new attorneys to talk to him for 1.5hrs 😁😁 women supporting women 💪💪💪
everyone should have a shitty food service job for character development but mine was another level. just got a class action lawsuit notice against the movie theater restaurant for stealing tips and sexual harassment. put me in the courtroom as a witness so i can get my bag 🙏
@pouringmilk__ i trust them 100% once i pulled an oracle card at a hippie coffee shop on the oregon coast and they said i should find an animal companion so the next day i adopted my kitten lmao. don’t regret it one bit….
the man at the humane society made me so self conscious about my email (which is literally my first and middle name) he said “i thought i was having a seizure when i read this” and then proceeded to say “that’s your real name?!??” bro 😭😭😭😭
found an assignment from the boyf when he was in elementary school where he wrote “ciristphor clo umbes” (and no he still can’t spell if u were wondering)
thinking about how a boy in 2nd grade gave me his box set of the spiderwick chronicles bc they were his favorite books and he wanted me to read it and now he is a fashion curator/director in paris but also a few yrs later he bullied the current bf. world is small memory is weird