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[ellie @blankf4iry]

@leftinsoup omgggg the best song ever….. 😭😭

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@pouringmilk__ maybe 20 minutes ago my coworker went “omg subway builder portland map” so basically you’re telepathically linked

[ellie @blankf4iry]

however NOTHING will ever be as bad as the psychological warfare i experienced in all osca. this is why i will win against this evil man.

[ellie @blankf4iry]

office job is like. i’m enemies with a 35 year old man. i tell HR about it. HR interrupts the onboarding of two brand new attorneys to talk to him for 1.5hrs 😁😁 women supporting women 💪💪💪

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@leftinsoup this is lorelai my favvvvvv literally album of the summer

[ellie @blankf4iry]

everyone should have a shitty food service job for character development but mine was another level. just got a class action lawsuit notice against the movie theater restaurant for stealing tips and sexual harassment. put me in the courtroom as a witness so i can get my bag 🙏

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@pouringmilk__ i trust them 100% once i pulled an oracle card at a hippie coffee shop on the oregon coast and they said i should find an animal companion so the next day i adopted my kitten lmao. don’t regret it one bit….

[ellie @blankf4iry]

update: it got escalated and now the lady is getting reported to the dept of labor by one of the partners at the firm 😭

[ellie @blankf4iry]

working an office job is like why is this lady at a medical office sending a hateful fax directed at me

[ellie @blankf4iry]

working an office job is like why is this lady at a medical office sending a hateful fax directed at me

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@pouringmilk__ you’re soooo right i can’t wait to see u do this

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@pouringmilk__ don’t look up the hoover commission and how he used it to terminate the federal status of native ppl 😭😭☹️☹️

[ellie @blankf4iry]

so full of unemployed whimsy that i’m having the best day ever going to jury duty

[ellie @blankf4iry]

baby cat reveal

[ellie @blankf4iry]

the man at the humane society made me so self conscious about my email (which is literally my first and middle name) he said “i thought i was having a seizure when i read this” and then proceeded to say “that’s your real name?!??” bro 😭😭😭😭

[ellie @blankf4iry]

200$ and five hours at the vet to find out my cat is just an asshole 😇

[ellie @blankf4iry]

really thinking i should listen to the folk music festival tarot lady that told me to go to grad school 😵‍💫

[ellie @blankf4iry]

@HPHPHPPHPHPH me 🫶🫶🫶🫶 i’m unemployed x 1000

[ellie @blankf4iry]

found an assignment from the boyf when he was in elementary school where he wrote “ciristphor clo umbes” (and no he still can’t spell if u were wondering)

[ellie @blankf4iry]

thinking about how a boy in 2nd grade gave me his box set of the spiderwick chronicles bc they were his favorite books and he wanted me to read it and now he is a fashion curator/director in paris but also a few yrs later he bullied the current bf. world is small memory is weird

[ellie @blankf4iry]

pregame more like write an essay in pajamas and eat chips and salsa (i know this is not funny i am so sorry)