Ian Blankenmeyer

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[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

Jack Hughes OT winner. Book it.
#USA 🇺🇸

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

.@FantasyPros the ads that literally block the View Advice button are a giant pain in the ass

Less likely to shop at @Walmart

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[MLB @MLB]

GARRETT MITCHELL TAKES AWAY A GAME-TYING HOME RUN 🤯

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@spittinchiclets To the ppl who had the audacity to whine about his production 3 games into his career

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@FB_FilmAnalysis Bryce Young to Tet McMillan for the sideline catch on 3rd down late in 4th qtr 👀

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Hockey ice is white because it's painted. Rinks freeze a thin base layer, spray it with white paint, then seal the paint under more ice. The league has done this since the 1940s so fans could follow a black puck. Then someone pointed a projector at it.

It turns out hockey had accidentally built the best movie screen in sports. Matte white paint under a sheet of clear ice diffuses light almost perfectly, and the whole surface is dead flat.

It's also enormous. An NHL rink is 200 feet by 85, about 17,000 square feet. A standard IMAX screen is around 4,000.

A show like this takes roughly a dozen 20,000-lumen projectors hung in the rafters, aimed nearly straight down so the beams don't glare off the ice or bleed into the seats. Software warps and blends all of them into one picture that fits the rink's rounded corners pixel for pixel. The Devils put about $1 million into their rig a decade ago, and arenas across the league copied it.

San Jose was always going to push this furthest. The Sharks have run the most famous entrance in hockey since the 90s, a 17-foot shark head lowered from the rafters with fog pouring out of its mouth and eyes glowing red. For thirty years the players skated out of the tank. Now the whole rink is the tank, and the sharks circling under their skates are just light bouncing off paint that was only ever there to make a puck visible.

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@FantasyPros Omarion Hampton. Not hitting… smashing lol

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

JACKSON CHOURIO WINS IT. PANDEMONIUM IN MILWAUKEE.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

I will remember this Brett Favre play for the rest of my life!

@reeses

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@Packermomo17 This would actually be incredible

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

.@NFLOfficiating dubious. Shameful. Unforgivable. #GBvsATL @NFLonPrime

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

What if they had an alternate, adults only broadcast for #NFL games where the announcers wouldn’t have to censor themselves

Instead of @TomBrady being limited to just “ piss missile” we could get some genuine, f bomb-laced coverage

Think about it, @NFLonFOX

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

“My knee!” lives rent free in my head
In a good way 😭

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Real GOATs pop a perc then come back and lead their team to a win

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

Have the RG III comparisons started rolling in for Jayden Daniels yet? #NFLWeek2

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

A unique marketing opportunity presents itself after Trey Smack field goals at @packers home games 👀

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@TouchdownTrips Packers Dolphins Bucs

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Joe Buck:

-classy
-hot wife
-parties with Kenny Chesney Alex Rodriguez and Vince Vaughn
-donated $5 million dollars to childrens hospitals in St Louis
-Nikki Glaser says he is “hilarious” and a “gentleman”
-crashed weddings in the 90s with John Hamm and Paul Rudd
-throws an afterparty in whatever city after every Monday Night Football game
-6 Super Bowls
-24 World Series
-219 playoff games
-the narrator of Millennials sports childhood
-finds the right words and delivers them like an articulate savage

When Joe Buck retires it’ll be a sad day for America.

If you’re not a fan of Joe Buck you’re not a fan of life.

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@LASIKdotcom @NFL Looping in @NFLOfficiating for visibility

NFL Officiating, please see attached

[Ian Blankenmeyer @blankmannn10]

@AdamSchefter @TomPelissero Given how they conduct business what is the likelihood the @Browns were less than forthright on Garrett’s medicals when they agreed to deal him to LA?

[QBgami @QBgami]

That Minnesota drive might have been the worst officiated drive I have ever witnessed