@elonmusk@GeorgesStPierre You're too old for nerdy Zuckerberg. Plus your ego would be totally ravaged. Plus you would shit your pants the same way you shat your pants while puffing that joint at Rogan's without inhaling an atom of it. Comeon bluffer.
@elonmusk@AngelaBelcamino How much do you lie @elonmusk? On the scale from 1 to 10 where 1 is the perfect truth only teller who never ever tells a lie and 10 means lying whenever the mouth is open.
For the aliens' perspective human is nothing more than a farting organism full of shit. Why would they make contact? Tell me just one reason. Do you make contact with a badger?
Are you aware that every single one of you fart every day? That means you expel stinky GAS out of your anus all the time. It isn't about carbon footprint as about the futility of your existence. Sadly you aren't a beautiful immortal light being roaming the celestial realms. #life
@elonmusk@EdKrassen In reality, humans are so stupid that this can easily turn into the nuclear armageddon. Just look at the UN removing all country flags replacing them all with LGBT flags. Madness.
@elonmusk I only want to have a good time and make love with horny slutty women. I don't give a fuck about dumb politicians, they are lying dorks and losers.
@BarackObama@MichelleObama I don't understand why do you write such a private thing publicly, on Twitter. This is the thing a husband says to wife in person and with a hug. So weird people you are.
@PaigeSpiranac I clicked this link only because of boobs. And concluded that they might produce OK amount of milk. Did you ever consider working in a chocolate company or maybe quantum research.