OntarioFarmer

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

"MY POPULARITY IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. I SUGGEST YOU FOCUS ON YOURS."

GEORGIA MELONI INSTA-SMACKS TRUMP AGAIN

[Jim Stanford @JimboStanford]

And Pierre Poilievre is telling fables at news conferences about “someone he met at the airport” moving from Vancouver to Mexico because it is safer. 😂

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🏟️ Homicide rate per 100k across the 16 host cities for the 2026 FIFA World Cup:

🇺🇸 Kansas City — 28
🇲🇽 Monterrey — 23
🇺🇸 Atlanta — 20
🇺🇸 Philadelphia — 20
🇲🇽 Guadalajara — 17
🇺🇸 Houston — 13.8
🇺🇸 Dallas — 13.6
🇲🇽 Mexico City — 11
🇺🇸 Los Angeles — 9.9
🇺🇸 Boston — 8.3
🇺🇸 Seattle — 7.7
🇺🇸 Miami — 5.8
🇺🇸 San Francisco — 4.5
🇺🇸 New York City — 4.5
🇨🇦 Toronto — 3.1
🇨🇦 Vancouver — 1.91

Sources: FBI Crime Data Explorer / city police depts (2024) · INEGI & Fiscalía General de Justicia de Nuevo León / Jalisco Cómo Vamos (Mexico) · Statistics Canada, “Homicide trends in Canada, 2024”

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Fascinating interview. Aaron’s right, the hosts came prepared with follow-ups. Rare to see the VP challenged like this and so crazy it’s on a daytime show and not an actual news/Sunday show.

I’m glad @ananavarro mentioned the stat about all but three refugees being allowed in being white South Africans.

Trump, though, was the elephant in the room. I’d have liked to have seen some Qs forcing Vance to justify Trump’s unjustifiable rhetoric and behavior: eg him calling all Somalis ‘garbage’ and criminals.

[OntarioFarmer @blanlon]

@MarcNixon24 Apparently the average household size is 2.4 to 2.5 in Canada. Math is hard.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump—wake up, pay attention—that's not an IQ test they keep making you take. Dude, try to stay awake!

It's a test for dementia! You still there??

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[Mark Bourrie @MarkBourrie]

Today's greatest understatement:

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕

[Lori King @1loriking]

Cdn media happily repeated all this bullshit in their lust to attack trudeau & maggie, @globeandmail especially just like they glommed into Coopers slanderous bs.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I'm thrilled to see this video we made reach 16.3 million views.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on “Mr. P”—and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Switzerland nailed it! 😂🤣

[Rohit @ai_rohitt]

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT.

He knows his time is running out.

So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour.

He died 5 months later.

This is that lecture.

The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇
Bookmark it for later

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!"

This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally...

"Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own."

While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off.

"Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person."

"You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin.

"Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added.

Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain.

Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

[OntarioFarmer @blanlon]

@USAmbCanada @SelectUSA Any idea who these guys are?

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Trump is an embarrassment to the United States

Look at this DISRESPECTUL behaviour

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

David Cochrane: "I never stop to be shocked at how shocked the Americans are at the logical consequences of their actions, 'Can you believe they're not selling our booze after we disrupted all of their core industries?'"

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

America 2026.

This is not AI

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

Fuck you Joe Rogan. You want to talk about all that shit Canada did during covid?

Fact: 1.23 million Americans died from Covid during the pandemic.

Fact: 60,000 Canadians died from Covid during the pandemic.

Americans were about 140% more likely to die from COVID than Canadians during the pandemic.🖕