Blayne Brittingham

jmu alum | she/her

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

@spencer_barras It was early 2000’s night at the club, I had to match the vibe

[Brendan Fraser’s simp ☭ @bodegacat__]

I made one lol

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

@spencer_barras Ok sure

[U.S. FDA @US_FDA]

Today, FDA approved the first COVID-19 vaccine for the prevention of #COVID19 disease in individuals 16 years of age and older. https://t.co/iOqsxXV1fj

[Brian Steixner MD @DrBrianSteixner]

Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

It’s like the time that @spencer_barras walked off in Aldi with someone else’s ENTIRE SHOPPING CART

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Not me at Whole Foods and a woman tries to reach INTO MY BASKET to pull out my mushrooms and when I said “UNMMM” she said “oh are these yours?” What do YOU think Margaret??????

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

@saraahcolleen @Wegmans Their BYO 6-packs are a beast on my bank account :,(

[Curt Dudley @CurtDudley]

We've known about The Odyssey for centuries, the JMU Nation and the Nation at large now know about THIS Odicci forever more.

[The Booty Call of Cthulhu @primegundam]

Literally.

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

JMU made it lol

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the cost of the Green New Deal is far less than the cost of losing our planet to the climate crisis.

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

I refuse to call Spencer my fiancé, from now on he’s my foopoopoo

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words: ...celebration? ..adventure? ..Love, tW

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

@kschneidez @spencer_barras “Thrift” is my middle name

[Ashley Quenneville @ashquenneville]

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

[Blayne Brittingham @blanyeet]

@manny_overboard @spencer_barras hmm