Brittany Lapidus

some stuff and nonsense could be fun.

[Destination Cleveland @TheCLE]

Imagine morning yoga along Lake Erie, a casual stroll through a riverfront park with friends or sipping drinks while watching a Cuyahoga sunset.

Now multiply that by nearly $5 billion in investment, and you’re looking at a transformation redefining Cleveland’s connection to the water.

From biking trails and a kayak-friendly waterfront to riverwalks, pop-up lakefront parks and new greenspaces, The Land’s defining its future as a waterfront city.

Learn more about the future of Cleveland’s waterfront at https://t.co/i5CAQhoHvq #TheLandforLife

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

@ChipotleTweets I didn’t receive my guac with my chips & guac delivery order. Chatbot Pepper is unable to help, can you?

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

@nickdurante91 Thank you- I’ve heard similar replies! Once I recover I may need to go back and reinvestigate.

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

I was just at @bathbodyworks doing some candle sniffing, deciding which olfactory delight to get with my $16.95 rewards when I got distracted by a tester bottle. “Try me!” it said, inviting me to give a hearty pump of what I thought would be a fall scented lotion.

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

that a mislabeled bottle or is there some magical hand washing station in Bath and Body Works for these scenarios and if this is the case, where is it? Thank you for your help with this serious inquiry!

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

hands, and happily said “Nope, just sniffing candles!”. I lied, I needed help, I wasn’t just sniffing candles, I had an exorbitant amount of soap rubbed into my hands with no place to wash them. My hands are still sticky, many home hand washes later. So, my question is- was

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

I had a musing, I wrote about it here.

https://t.co/JwOg18AQ5E

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

@Oreo I found an usual Oreo today in my family size pack. What would you call this interesting looking specimen?

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

Currently on a plane with Los Angeles Clippers’ forward Mason Plumlee, bawling as I watch at a shell with shoes meet Lesly Stahl. #MarcelTheShell

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

Sad update: Rihanna was just taken down over Canadian airspace.

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

@draw_gregory What did you think of Wings?

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

Em, our server at the Rose and Crown dining room, was an absolute delight! She spent time telling us about her experiences coming from England and was just a joy. Really made our meal special. Thanks Em! #castcompliment

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

Oh wait guys, I also forgot that I saw an armadillo this year in the wild. 2022, thank you for that life highlight!

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

I hope this year brings you more of whatever makes you happy, a pinch of whimsy, unending sparks of delight, vast opportunities and more Muppets. Happy new year, my friends!

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

Dear 2022,

Thank you. Thank you for the amazing people you brought into my life who have quickly become so important to me, for introducing my dog to her passion of staring at lizards, for allowing me to fulfill a bucket list item of watching celebrities ballroom dance, for all

[Brittany Lapidus @blap10]

Dear friends,

I want you to know I’m grateful for you. And proud of you. Please know if you’re reading this, no matter how close we are, I’m rooting for you, always. If there’s anything I can ever do to help brighten your day or generally help, reach out.