Martin

keepin' it short and tweet.

[Martin @blapxblap]

@billmaher Then who’d chase the roadrunner?

[Martin @blapxblap]

Who else was hoping he’d screw up saying fracking at least once. Just. Once. ��🏼

[Martin @blapxblap]

@billmaher The fly charges a lot more now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Martin @blapxblap]

@MichaelSkolnik He should have had Melania plagiarize another plan. She has good experience in that 🤣

[Martin @blapxblap]

Biden took his omega 3 today, hot damn! Get ‘em, Joe!

[Martin @blapxblap]

Pretty fly for a white guy?...too soon? 🤣

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"For if you do not let My people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies on you and on your servants and on your people and into your houses."

Exodus 8:21-22.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"For if you do not let My people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies on you and on your servants and on your people and into your houses."

Exodus 8:21-22.

[Martin @blapxblap]

@llcoolj Somewhere, an actual piece of excrement is like ✊🏼

[Martin @blapxblap]

This moderator is like the substitute teacher that wants you to be her friend #VPDebate

[Martin @blapxblap]

@donlemon ...you know what else a fly likes to land on? 🤭

[Martin @blapxblap]

These are the actions of a president who:

A) Doesn’t know how to be a president

and

B) Know’s they won’t be re-elected

#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
#JusticeForUs
#Just #Us

[Martin @blapxblap]

A little #truth for our Friday 💯 https://t.co/1br8llZSlc

[Martin @blapxblap]

Time to #unwind 😎 https://t.co/8OHUGVcxfG

[Martin @blapxblap]

𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 ✌🏼 𝖢𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗈𝗎𝗌 #nyc 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋!
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#nyc #rooftop #summer #me #ootd #inspo #lifestyle https://t.co/x7SYIYkge1

[Martin @blapxblap]

𝗚𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 ✌🏼
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#nyc #inspo #gloomy #flowers #positivevibes #me https://t.co/6HNZw6RMkl

[Martin @blapxblap]

Mᴏᴄʜɪ Wᴀғғʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ Bᴜʙʙʟᴇ Tᴇᴀ? Yᴇs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ! 🤪
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#foodporn #foodie #food #foodblogger #foodlover #foodstagram #foodoftheday #foodshare #fooddiary #foodphoto #instafood https://t.co/lgm4e6NxOj

[Martin @blapxblap]

Watch @ThaPHLASH's broadcast: Heard weird noises in the night? simply make weirder noises to assert dominance. #Mu… https://t.co/BShGoHhiq5

[Martin @blapxblap]

Cory Booker bringing some of that 2008 heat back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Martin @blapxblap]

#crossroads
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#selfie #me #ootd #inspo #lifestyle #nyc #latergram https://t.co/dlpGvDfDJl

[Martin @blapxblap]

Rose and paint tonight ✌🏼
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#rose #painting #creative #nyc #inspo https://t.co/FRIy1FHHcu