the fat mouse

future corpse! who needs friends when when the the fat hampster whispers to me

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Are you prepared for when the mice come?

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

To the woman next to me in her car that looked at me disapprovingly because I was eating pancakes in my car, just know I wish you have a heart attack at the wheel 💔

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Mr beast video idea
Put a bunch of 12 year olds into a cod lobby and the last one to scream a racial slur wins

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Bedazzling my balls with rainbow rhinestones for pride month

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Wait until you meet the evil ass rape clown.

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Do you think the first guy that discovered where his prostate is was accused of being a witch?

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

You're safe with me 🏳️‍⚧️

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

When yo circles small but all y'all crazy

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Happy pride month to my hbs they’re not gay but the amount thd grab my ass they might as well be

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

I’ve been informed I’m a dumbass 🫶

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Can someone who better at math tell me how many shoes a centipede would need to buy

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

I googled it that’s to many pairs of shoes

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

Saw someone trying to sell there gimpy mates Snapchat on vinted for £25 quid

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

@evanundergrnd Callmecardaughter ❤️

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

@FKAGEORGEY Did this once and it cut circulation off to my dick and it turned purple

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

@EJofshedtwt

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

"Ew there's a mouse in my house" I'm to fat to fit in my fucking house Bethany what do you want me to do about it?????????

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

@EJofshedtwt Idgaf I just tweet shit bruh

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

"my man my mannnn" your man looks like if a naked mole rat wished to be human.

[the fat mouse @blarfarf]

@EJofshedtwt @lani000000000 Dont act like you ain’t done that too 🙄