alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales

houston spies 🕵️‍♀️ they/them🕵️‍♂️ whether or not i exist is between me and the ball

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

i don’t even know whether i’m alive or not. it used to be none of your business, now it’s none of mine

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

am i still alive?? no one tells me these things??? am i still alive? am i still playing??

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

just want. Nap

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

im not paying attention to anything thats going on anymore im too old and too tired

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

just slept for a few years but i’m awake now, u guys killed anymore gods?

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt it’s like the opposite of blueberry muffins

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt then pick it up n eat it idk i’m only a splorts player

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt lavas not edible to you?

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt just touch lava its not that hard. u just touch it and then dont get burnt

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt huh well. that sounds like a you problem if i'm honest

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@riverstwt lavas not edible to you?

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

eh actually he’s fine

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

life is about knowing one day you can beat your younger brother senseless with your bare hands as revenge for him being a cunt

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

against me! good

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

we Still have to drink coffee?? just incinerate me it would hurt less

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

i have found the secret to making coffee less terrible
step one: pour all the coffee out your cup
step two: make a different drink

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

what even is the point of cold coffee?? like let’s make this disgusting drink even worse?? thanks

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

@ComfortSept hm. maybe this is poison

[alex ‘flexed and the sleeves fell off’ rosales @blaseballalex]

god coffee is so disgusting and bitter

[Halexandrey Walton @howlexandrey]

i dont even like coffee