lauren

yeehaw

[toast thoughts 😶‍🌫️ @scoobydoesnt]

Jax Taylor's bunk mate in the "model apartments"

[lauren @blasebiitch]

body t as in tired

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Lindsay Lohan burning tabloids of herself in 2006

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

i’m smarter than you, i’m prettier than you, get the fuck over it, move on with your life

[the (even more) morally corrupt john devlin @johndevlin78]

#RHOP

[Uni ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @EviIBarb]

Idk how to better explain this, but Heather Gay gives me the vibe that she would accuse other women of witchcraft if she lived in the late 1600s. #RHOSLC

[lo @nilofarzzzz]

nothing will ever top VPR

[lauren @blasebiitch]

everyone at this PF Changs ordering lettuce wraps

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

me to waiter: "this food got any feces in it or what?"

[RHAP @RobHasApodcast]

the devil works hard but Rob Cesternino works harder

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

meal prepping now that
veggies are off limits:

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

How your email finds me:

#BB28

[Kimmy @kimmyorkiki]

Roses are red, Big Brother is my favorite show…. #BB28

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

old seasons of Survivor were crazy because they’d get to day 35 or whatever and jeff would be like “surprise we flew your mom halfway around the world but if you’re not the first person to throw this coconut through a hoop we’re putting her ass right back on the plane”

[Tom 🔑 @tvtalkswithtom]

How it feels having Big Brother back #BB28

[alex mccord’s hives 🌸 @holly4brav0]

I LOVE ALICIA.
#rhori

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine