Celeste’s Dodder

put down the hentai you turkey

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Just said paralegal instead of Paralympic

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

“Her music makes me want to bounce on a dick while snorting a line of coke”
-gabe listening to doechii

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Sometimes even if my brother doesn’t hurt me I still say “ow” so he feels bad and that’s for feminism

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Sometimes I give my dog cheese puffs like I’m giving a horse carrots

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Bear is in on my side tho

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

I hate living in New England cause why am I bundled up to smoke but also can’t listen to music cause god forbid there’s an animal

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

I’m really trying to heal but I miss you

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

“I can’t believe you guys are open in this ice storm”

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Just scrolled through instagram reels…

[maya ꕤ @mayahorizons]

if i ever suck so bad to get 24th place i WILL end my life

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

*talking about bridgerton*
“If porn was like this I’d be an addict”

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

“Hold onto that in your mousekatool belt”

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Not to boom out on here but wtf do you mean “load in 4k”???

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

*gabe trying a bite of my cheesecake*
“That’s like the first time I smoked weed”

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

@cammfrancooo Listen…..

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Sorry, “putting myself out there”

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

I’ve had panic attacks calmer than shooting my shot with someone

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

I’ve had panic attacks calmer than shooting my shot with someone

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

Gabe forcing me to chug tequila while I force him to hit the pen

[grace @gracesftdt]

new year’s resolution is to be better at responding to my texts. just started replying to merry christmas messages.

[Celeste’s Dodder @blastedazz]

H8 when pookie is busy at work and can’t text me like whatcha doinnnnn