GirthApprentice

NSFW. 18+ Only. Minors: Do Not Interact.

[Cemeterybby🪦 @CemetaryBby]

Just call me Dr. Greenthumb 🍃

[callie @fluoridevictim]

i dont think people even realize how hard the ugly man huge penis combination actually goes

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

UPDATE: after a small setback, i am no longer employed at the chicken coop.

[maxwell @maxmaximalism]

@thebabyygi it's super safe as long as you avoid manhattan and upper brooklyn. stick to South Bronx and Brownsville in the evenings and you'll be fine

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

started The Americans last night and I fucking Get It, this show is going to be a big problem for me

[Jamie Barne @chamebarne]

@blastingloads They could be responsible for the second coming of christ and I would still tell them to be more considerate to everyone else in the gas station parking lot. They’re not special lmao

[Jamie Barne @chamebarne]

@blastingloads If the they want their own space to be as loud and inconsiderate as possible they shouldn’t open it up to anyone else. I parked as far as physically possible from them and still felt the rumbling. I’m not asking them to pull their fucking teeth out, just turn off the engines lmao

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

@chamebarne Like I said: we need them, we don’t need you guys. You all can find a place not called a *truck* stop to sleep if you have a problem with them.

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

@spaceangler_ Twitter user Blastingloads who has 15 years of bartending experience and about 20 years of experience drinking. I’m qualified to speak on the matter.

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

Twitter user blastingloads chimes in

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

@chamebarne I don’t think they get to choose who is allowed to park there, but the phrase “truck stop” should clue you in as to what to expect either way. What you’re asking them is to be uncomfortable for your sake, when no one else in that lot has an issue with it.

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

Doesn’t look anything like Patagonia’s logo unless you’re willfully fucking stupid. The mountains aren’t even the right shape.

[well yes @argos611]

Proving Patagonia’s point for the lawsuit lol

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

This lady is going to hell

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

It’s just another light beer. Nothing less, nothing more. Given the choice, I think I’d choose to support him than pick up the Bud Light.

[Space Angler @spaceangler_]

The Kelce slop they sell in buckets like horse feed probably tastes so good if you took remedial math in HS.

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

@chamebarne Right, but given the number of them, what kind of parking lot are you in? If you’re at a truck stop, you have zero room to have any sort of opinion to begin with. Aside from that, next to big trucks isn’t even the only place at a truck stop to park.

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

@baiileeyyyy Is it paid off?

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

hunter biden has proven that the best way to become cool and well adjusted is to do drugs and have sex

[GirthApprentice @blastingloads]

People like this should have the with license taken. If you’re too scared, get off the road.

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

Nothing I hate more than a bitch who honks at me when I’m waiting to take a right at a red light. I will proceed into the street when it is safe. Usually, in the fifth largest city in America, this tends to happen when the light is GREEN,

[yapdos @yapdoss]

sneaking off from the office to take photos of my butt

[Jamie Barne @chamebarne]

I literally slept in my car last night completely off, which has less space and did fine with a fucking sleeping bag and some blankets, you talk like this is impossible. Sorry I don’t think their dainty princess treatment should involve loud rumbling all night lol