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@citizentvkenya Sasa amesema nini? Are you sure this chap is ok?

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@gabrieloguda What about the 1.2b to renovate a 150m house?
Si waibomoe tu wajenge ingine ya 150m?

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Who gave this guy the job to spin for govt?
He is daft as wood.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Kuria Kimani on the justification of raising the VAT on bread to 16%: The initial thinking was there was a concern about bread and Diabetes. The argument that we are receiving from Kenyans is that bread is not a luxury good, bread is something that people have every morning for breakfast #CitizenTonight @SamGituku

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@Kenyans Maybe a federation...

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@gabrieloguda So the Controller of Budget, our budget flower-girl, is where in all this?

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We seem to agree that a Ksh 150m house needs Kshs 1.2b to RENOVATE, not build 8 more, just renovate 1....just making noise about priorities.

We are pretending we do not know what this money is set up for...

[James Smart @jamessmat]

There's no money to feed SCHOOL CHILDREN, but there's 2.6 BILLION for renovation and cars for the DEPUTY PRESIDENT.

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@DavidNdii What a brain!
Burn the house to kill a rat....

The President's Whisperer has amazing tunnel vision.
You expand the tax-base at what cost?

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@Jasiri_9line Where did these boys get the idea increased taxes or for paying off debt?

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@KIMANIICHUNGWAH Really? 1% reduction is your idea of great offer?

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@C_NyaKundiH And dramatize the stories. I can help you write the scripts...

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@aomenya @fnoluga Why politicians should be representative of all of us needs, to be explained first.

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@evenmaina ... Of being blown away by beautiful gifts...?

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@BiancaNaom1 Only....?!

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@Gaddafess We disown all Kyuks that use a certain community as their SI unit.
Enda ukaishi huko.

Even if they dropped you on your head as a baby...
We are of the house and we set the trends here.

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@RobertAlai Notice the way she flicks her eyes into the skull...like she is speaking a fantasy😂😂😂
This lady is subconsciously still in her 20s...
I think that is great. Time is a killer.
I hope her thinking is as dynamic as that of 20s youth.

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@SylviaKangara @makaumutua @DavidNdii All good.
But it is when you will get the boot of the Ruto state off the neck of the poorest women of the land that we will appreciate your service.
Start with health cover for all mothers of infants below 18mths and their babies. We will be grateful.

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@calvinokello4 @magwaz3 My friend, not apples are clean. Some are poisoned and others have worms.
The mere push for that proposal as a Kyuk advantage was a poisoned chalice. 41 against 1 was about percieved Kyuk advantage.
We think around the mountain, buddy.

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@njhochman And what has changed? You are the leading country in the trafficking of children.
We hear your elites cannibalize children after using them for all manner of depravities.
Or doesn't Project Monarch ring a bell @njhochman?

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@Itumbi_Denis You have to use AI for such bull-dung...

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@fnoluga Ok, Bw Daktari of IQ 75.
That makes you a very dangerous doctor...how did you get to be one with such a low IQ?

Doesn't it then say something about that measurement?