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It seems like Twitter is the place for me. I don't say much (usually in 140 character bursts) and my mundane life can be improved here.

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Fighting Obesity One Alien Invasion Threat at a Time http://t.co/xvxXM3Z

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Don't Be Fooled: "Organic" Does Not Mean "Low-Calorie" http://t.co/seGlbhT

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http://t.co/lfIYOl5

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Funny that they use the term "jap" http://tinyurl.com/2vclq6f

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Upside-down Texas flag flummoxes tourists outside National Museum of American History http://su.pr/1Ihr83

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he attack of the Asian black bear http://su.pr/2bWDgZ

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Why posh totty drives us potty http://su.pr/1X4hsR

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Oh where, oh where have my little tweets gone. Time to get back into it.

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DNA links Wisconsin man Walter E. Ellis to serial killings: copshttp://su.pr/41VkGe

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Scientists pinpoint critical molecule to celiac disease, possibly other autoimmune disorders http://su.pr/3cVk9q

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This is how Twilight should have ended. http://su.pr/30gJ3p

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Like I said in my description, I think Twitter might be the perfect place for me.