Cal (Taylor's version)

Housewives/Kpop/G@yshit

[kim petras @kimpetras]

don’t be a hateful bitch but like be a bitch it is ur birth right

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

If you're not having fun then just leave.

[j @JustinPolls7]

They gave us everything we needed😻. #rhobh

[cybr amir @cybramir]

and the award for best horror movie protagonist of all time goes to:

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

Visited @storytellersinc today and it was an absolute lovely place to buy books! It was nice finding books I would never have looked at it/bought elsewhere #shoplocal

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

@decentpatter Ui

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

So happy to get my @piss_n_moan print today of redbubble. Now I can hang it in my new house with my partner and he will have no idea who these jazzy boys are 💜 Thank you!

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

No gay has all 4:

• Iced tea imported from England
• Lifeguards imported from Spain
• Towels imported from Turkey
• Turkey imported from Maine

[mikey @shenanigreat]

unpopular gay opinion: Jane Krakowski can legally murder any gay man

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

@JyonJacobs This is awful! I hope you are okay you don't deserve that at all, Some people are just disgusting and pick on the good ones.

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

I can tell I'm not in the north anymore because I'm seeing less and less B&Ms and Pound Stretchers.

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

Why do hotel rooms always have that unnatural warmth?

[Kym Buchman @AHathawayNews]

LADIES imagine this, you’re 15 years old, minding your own business. One day your grandma, whom you don’t know much about, tells you that your dad was the Prince of Genovia. You’re a fvcking princess.

YOU ARE THE PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.
THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE. https://t.co/v5sPHEqPm1

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

I'll never leave a room again without saying "miss vanjie" as I slowly exit

[Cal (Taylor's version) @blateshun]

I can't hear my K-pop because of the chavs with speakers on my train. 😭

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."

Me: