Kylo Ren and Stimpy

Budding screenwriter. Former journalist raised by a nudist. Seen on Netflix.

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

– Friedrich Muthafucking Nietzsche

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

"I was initially cast to play Sam Malone on Cheers. Ted Danson was my stand-in. The night before the pilot, my grandmother dropped a pot of homemade matzoh ball soup on my cat. I had to call in sick."
-George Santos

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

IT’S GAME DAY‼️

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Not an exaggeration

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

"Weekend At Bernie's 3: Bernie Becomes President"

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨DONALD TRUMP HAS LOST CONSCIOUSNESS ON LIVE TV.

He’s about to fall out of the chair. This is ridiculous.

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

Happy birthday @adamthebull

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

@DhananiZain @Slimpreacher_ People sleeping on Abanikanda. I’m not predicting anything, it just feels like he’s going to surprise some people.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In case you missed it, the Banjo Boy from Deliverance has just pulled out of the America 250 concert.

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

@atrupar PREE-lood 😂

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

It’s 1 am

KNICKS ARE EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Generation after generation, men and women put on the uniform knowing the risk — and went anyway knowing they might not come home. Knowing their families would carry that for the rest of their lives.

To the families still carrying that weight — I see you. The pain doesn’t go away, but neither does the pride.

Freedom has never been guaranteed. It has to be earned, defended, and sometimes paid for in the hardest way imaginable. Today on Memorial Day, we stop, we slow down, and we remember those who did.

We honor them.

We thank them.

And we work hard to live up to what they died for. Keep the democracy they believed in worth believing in. That is the ultimate tribute for their sacrifice.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

It’s 3 pm

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

LETS

GO

KNIIIICCKKKKKKSSSSS

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Congratulations on your wedding @DonaldJTrumpJr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

The Knicks are 6-0 in the playoffs since Karl-Anthony Towns appeared alongside Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada 2

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

This Kriss Kross Knicks video has me wanting to go outside with my jeans on backwards

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Patrick Ewing, Larry Johnson, John Starks, Latrell Sprewell, Marcus Camby, Iman Shumpert & Stephon Marbury are locked in as Jalen Brunson brings the Knicks back

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

A total Tyler takeover 🕵️‍♂️

🎟️ Get @SeatGeek tickets now ➡️ https://t.co/eoYkEktfUh

📺 NFL Schedule Release tonight at 7pm CT on @nflnetwork

[New York Mets @Mets]

Benge walks it off! 🔥

[Kylo Ren and Stimpy @blaustein]

It's been a rough go for us Mets fans, and it may never be a great season, but it can be a season full of great moments. This was awesome.

[SNY @SNYtv]

"Let's watch him run!"

Gary Cohen on the call for A.J. Ewing's first major league hit! 🎙️