Brandon Lauthern

I am a geek since before it was cool, a father of twins, a husband of a woman, maker of things, wearer of costumes, and human enthusiast. Also, I have thoughts.

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

If you're the bologna, the lettuce is just a wet blanket in your sarcophagus.

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Her absence is everywhere and it's silence is deafening.

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

@TheOnion A WHOLE WEEK? Luxury.

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Missing Mom today...

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

@springfieldNL This photo is from VisionCon, Missouri's longest running Nonprofit convention, not MCC. Oops!

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Goodbye boiling water, you will be mist.

#dadjokes #grandpajokes

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Today is a good day to bitch.

#anxietyrelief #adulting #RainyDay #BIKER #cockerspaniel

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I could be wrong, but I don't think that gouging the less fortunate with higher interest rates and exploiting the meek to increase your own profits, only to bolster your gluttonous hoard is what Jesus was on about...

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

These beautiful dingos...

#cockerspaniel

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I wonder what would happen if we all just wrote in our own name...
#oligarchie #participationtrophies

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Yesterday was a perfect day for an autumn ride.

#hondashadow #lovemyozarks #autumn

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@TheRealElvira who do I have to kill (or bury alive) to get you to be a guest at my charity event next October? #visioncon #mistressofthedark #spooky #gothicgirls #lifelongfan

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I miss my little buddy.

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

@timothyburton19 Release the Sean Young cut!!

Also, I love your movies.

#batman1989 #Batman

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

What is some that you've eaten consistently your whole life, that you have never purchased?

I'll go 1st.

#springfieldmo

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Can't decide whether I want to be a Hatter or a Cobbler when I grow up.

#captainspaulding #houseof1000corpses #sidhaig #robzombie #cosplay #horror #PlanetComicon2022

[Brandon Lauthern @blauthern75]

Overhead on Reddit:
"Peter Parker choosing to sleep after getting bit by a radioactive spider kinda represents US healthcare for poor people."

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Go check These guys out. They are not only amazing people, but they got game. ;-)
@playcogames #tabletopgames #dicegaming #smilemore
https://t.co/OlO6bGsltn