Bruce Lazar

[Curtis Mcalpin @cmcalpin1892]

#iCantGoADayWithout water.. It doesnt matter how many beverages you drink, there is nothing like sky juice.

[Russell Perrine @rperrine081]

Can't wait to kiss my boo nonstop today for #nationalkissingday

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

#youknowtheycheating when they stop wanting to see you.

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

#youknowtheycheating when he starts getting defensive about every little thing, like really though why you so hype!!!

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

shaq #notguilty of not wanting to dance http://t.co/sIdo2Jl

[Fred Crow @fcrow024]

#YouKnowTheyCheating if they quickly answer the phone and say ill call you back.

[Curtis Delrosario @cdelrosario005]

#relationshipsendbecause at some point respect for each other's needs stopped being a shared value

[Bobby Campion @bcampion281]

#ghettodreams Garden hoses that flow barbecue sauce

[Howard Madewell @hmadwell281]

#5thingsyoucantdo make everyone love you.

[Nicholas Sheppard @nsheppard041]

#honestyhour I'm not racist, but I think some semi racist things

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

ONE LESS LONELY GIRL - JUSTIN BIEBER :) #capslockday

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

INTERNATIONAL #CAPSLOCKDAY: YOUR CHANCE TO SHOUT OUT AT EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET. SLIGHTLY MORE THAN USUAL.

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

#waystoirritateme answer phones saying press 1 2 3 for this or that and the irritating music playing I'n the background

[Nicholas Monk @nmonk031]

#waystoirritateme using/borrowing MY stuff and NOT returning it!

[Kevin Mcdowell @kmcdowell0061]

#waystoirritateme staring always at me! Now, that's really irritating!

[Wayne Yang @wyang066]

#ineedtostop lying about little, small, tiny stuff.

[Stephen Atwell @satwell81123]

#slightlyaddicted to my ipod

[Norman Royston @nroyston044]

"I hella love the bay area!" #bayareaquotes

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

#RelationshipKillers EX girlfriends who still flirt with you while they got another boyl..Darn, they're good at this!

[Bruce Lazar @blazar2792]

Too much distrust and uncertainty are #relationshipkillers