p*nk

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Negligence

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

400 reps of pressing my morning wood into my mattress

[p*nk @blazegoat]

Pat Riley really took this from us 💔

[D. Ferrel💣 @dferrel15]

3 years ago Miami took a 2-0 series lead, led by the underrated Big 3 of the 2023 postseason:

Jimmy Butler: 27 PTS, 8 REB, 6 AST, 3 STL, 2 BLK

Bam Adebayo: 22 PTS, 17 REB, 9 AST

Caleb Martin: 25 PTS, 4 REB, 1 STL, 1 BLK, 68.7% FG

Jimmy cooked Grant Williams in the 4th🔥🔥

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

THE WHITE HOUSE SHOOTER WAS A SOCAL SMASHER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[windowsmash @windowsmash]

Homeless guy: Charlie Kirk you will die on September 10th 2025 when a bullet flies through your rally and into your neck.

Charlie Kirk [headphones in]: sorry brotha nothin on me

[burrna🔥 @issaburrna]

@TheChefKayy

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[Austin @ChefTrillie]

99.99% of yall favorite players dead or alive never reached these heights 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[extremely african🇨🇮🇨🇼 @sohcahtri]

Can’t believe protein weed hasn’t been created

[Bones🦴 @Boness305]

Tatum PR really wiped this off the internet �

[p*nk @blazegoat]

@OGKidSSBM

[sami @PatRileyBurner]

My biggest fear is Herro being left out that package . I wouldn’t even celebrate

[Turk Bondsman @Hacharukuji]

If you're a zoomer your tech literacy level is determined by whether or not you tried to install Minecraft mods as a child

[Arrest The Arison Crime Family. @UNISOLDIERMUA]

Me outside of the Kaseya Center with my Butler jersey

[𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕠 〰️ @MANOMAGlC]

Giannis going to Jon Horst’s office after they use the last of their assets for Jerami Grant

[p*nk @blazegoat]

Cartoonish evil. How does anyone justify this with a straight face lol

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat https://t.co/NBKUIfEIpY