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@Javierdontno @xwanyex Look up the halo effect. Beautiful people get paid more on average as well. So unless she’s top 5% beautiful, her life is probably way better being attractive.

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@Snowgadishu @xwanyex There are literally decades of families disowning and throwing gay kids out of the house. DECADES

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@CarolynKinney @KoryG33860 @NateSilver538 Which still heavily favors small states because they capped the size. If we had a straight 1 representative for every 500k people the house would look significantly different. As it should.

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@turnkey_copper @LauraJedeed Ah yes, there is absolutely no difference between saying the n-word drunk at a bar when you’re 21 and *checks notes* putting the literal symbol for the group responsible for running the holocaust on your body for 2 decades.

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@NickRBernier @ryangrim He put that scarlet letter on his body and left it. This isn’t misgendering someone or dropping the N word while drunk. It’s the literal symbol of the group responsible for the holocaust…. On your body.

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@Carthelan_ @BurritoBrains @wil_da_beast630 But what if they go instead to a public place? Can I shoot them at the park? The mall? What about a school? Obviously, I can if it’s a gas station or resturant.

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@wanyeburkett If they steal a laptop in a package on my porch how far am I allowed to pursue and shoot them? I’m half a mile from the town line and 3 miles from the state border. Or Is it time based? Only allowed to chase for 30 minutes or less?

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@RefinedPopulist @wanyeburkett You can just say voters. Pretending red states and rural voters are not dependent on government subsidies as well is disingenuous at best.

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@PNW_working_mom In good faith, fireworks on July 3, 4, 5 I have no problem with, I got noise canceling headphones. Go nuts. Fireworks on the 2 or the 8th randomly in the neighborhood sets off my PTSD for at least a week.

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@pentamom65 @wanyeburkett Idk, take away aircon and all the other modern comforts and there might be a case for not being able to live in a lot of places we currently do.

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@wanyeburkett And people routinely die from it. Heatstroke exists and obviously everyone isn’t going to die every summer. But more elderly, unprepared tourists, and reckless high schoolers will.

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@InezFeltscher The same reason you can’t take my blood for transfusions or my kidney for transplant. Body autonomy is suppose to be sacrosanct. If she or her parents consented it’s completely different.

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@aeonvex @AFpost Thank god male pilots have never crashed because of operator error. Could you imagine! The horror.

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@MatthewParrott @Ianmoss1992 @wanyeburkett What do you think marriage is my dude besides a governmental piece of paper? You think your invisible sky daddy seals it with a kiss or something?

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@savsays Thank god a male pilot has never crashed an aircraft from operator error.

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@boisfeuras71 @mmiller404 @bendreyfuss So where the fuck is all the pushback for men with the high body counts? Oddly that never gets brought up, only women’s body counts. Very curious that.

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@Slayer0fKings @TheHappyHereti1 Oh god. He is the politics guy. It’s totally eaten his brain and he will never stop shrieking about how “they” make it all about politics. While making it all about politics.

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@Big_Red_BT I miss the days of actual debate instead of a bunch of sad tryhard fanboys who have 0 reading comprehension. Sorry you’re only getting low effort trolls. Nut-uh and ur dumb are devastating rebuttals.

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@SHeroQueer Grey knight combat patrol for my local game store’s random battlebox tournament next month. You go in, roll a D20 and get that battlebox.