Uncle Blazer

Richards my idol, aspiring stay at home dad...

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

Let’s just take a moment, I’m glad my balls dropped.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Hello friends, I am from Belgium. I am visiting America for the first time to see the World Cup. I love your country. I am in Times Square after the basketball game and I see men of all races starting fires and destroying cars. This is amazing. In Europe, only Muslims do this

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

Peak millennial experience:

When you’ve traveled enough to be completely rid of the boomer airport anxiety that was thrust upon you as a kid

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Fuck who gets custody of Joe Rogan

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

This is your reminder that sillcock keys expands your water collection capabilities and should be a part of your kit.

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

I think a Braums would make a killing in Olathe.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Walter Curt @wcdispatch]

Okay maybe the $20M we spent on the Iraqi Sesame Street wasn’t all that bad.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

When u see the ppl who were popular in high school again

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

@elonmusk we should get together and smoke a brisket or some ribs. Holler if you’re interested we can do it in space if need be..

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here"

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

Over the last six years, nobody has a better track record on picking the Super Bowl participants and winner before the season than @Pschrags.

With no further adieu...

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

This is WILD.

A child predator was arrested on Vitaly’s livestream and they had Akon in the back singing ‘Locked Up’

Never deleting this app. 🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

@omwtfyb66666 I thought about this today, probably better to connect to Bluetooth and share the experience.

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

Live on the edge watch porn in an Uber

[Uncle Blazer @Blazerang]

@jackassdcvans The quiet ones are the best to do it with you turn the volume on just enough

[AB @AB84]

Monday Morning advice from AB

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Running the program right now to pick final winner for $25,000 .. basically I’m gonna vet if you’re a bot . Not gonna just give to whoever wins off the rip. I must feel you are real. Good luck guys!!! Running this program to choose winner in like 40 minutes. Have time to enter like / retweet . Best of luck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine being a few beers deep with your boys on a cruise ship and hearing Creed perform Higher for the first time in 12 years

[Chris Jones @StoneColdJones]

Keep the stadium in KC

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

just seen five straight dudes kiss after the yale game thats why im askin

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to