Liz Nelson

Black Lives Matter.

She/her/hers

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@LissaJoStewart My neighbors just call the county. 🙄🙄

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

The Yankees be like “NO FACIAL HAIR. BE PROFESSIONALS”

The Orioles show up to games dressed like the Cheetah Girls.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@avamrtnz UGH. Since getting engaged I’ve seen so many ads for rings that look like mine with idiots talking about they wouldn’t wear a ring that small. I love my ring, and I love my person, and that’s all that should matter?!?

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@jollywell3 I would blow 23 year old me’s mind with my life now.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@jollywell3 But have you seen the TikTok of the guy who pronounces it ta-zikiti? Because that’s the only way I want to pronounce it from now on.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@laddie You have failed as a music educator.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@Mookychew @1800PetMeds I feel this pain. Sugar was heartbroken.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

Dear @1800PetMeds, you cannot just not send a treat with my dog’s medicine. She is confused and heartbroken. How do I explain this to her.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

The woman at the cafe said that chocolate croissants are usually gone by 10am. There was one left when I came in at 4:15. It knew I needed it today.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Corina Newsome, M.Sc. @hood_naturalist]

Great Horned Owls have no chill to give.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

The dog knows I don’t want her in my face while I’m eating, so she’s taken to lying next to me until I’m done and then snuggling in. It is so cute I want to die.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

I desperately need a small boost of serotonin today.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

Was daydreaming about starting a company with one of my coworkers. I asked him what it should do and his response was “Pretend we provide value? It works for a lot of companies.” #shotsfired

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

In another life, I would’ve really liked doing laundry and taxes with you.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

There are people on my flight to BWI that are exactly the reason why people hate Americans.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@laddie Silverware.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@laddie @BlueJays Look.

[Liz Nelson @blazethei]

@JeromeAdamsMD I lost mine for a bit. Probably not longer than a week all in.