brittany

sleep all day. dance all night. fall in love. pizza

[brittany @blbryant]

Why can’t dogs have 9 lives instead of cats?? I mean seriously

[brittany @blbryant]

@andersonshelby Ooo I’ll have to check that one out

[brittany @blbryant]

@andersonshelby Parks and rec omg it is sooo funny

[bobby bacala fan account @notdecker1]

Hopefully wearing a mask will make some of you realize how bad your breath stinks

[bear @iamblackbear]

dont let shitty people make u feel shitty

[ʎɐɹʇ𖤐˚.⋆ @traydominic]

time passing is not an apology.

[frog @frogsforu]

maybe if U were a frog U would not be in that situation

[brittany @blbryant]

Me: *explaining spock from star trek* and his species doesn’t have any emotions or feelings

Pat: *looks at the side of my head in curiosity*

Me: what do I have something in my hair?

Pat: no I’m just seeing if your ears are pointed

Me: 😱😂💀🥴

[brittany @blbryant]

@LaurynNicoleS Oh my gosh that’s crazy! I’ll keep y’all in my prayers. Good luck with everything, can’t wait to see that cute lil nugget 💗

[brittany @blbryant]

@andersonshelby Oh yeah that might getcha 😂

[brittany @blbryant]

@LaurynNicoleS Oh no! What happened???

[brittany @blbryant]

@andersonshelby Only wash it like once or twice a week. Fr, the natural oils are so good for it

[brittany @blbryant]

@J___STAR @EricMedina12 Hey now you keep that on the DL

[brittany @blbryant]

I say the word horny once & all of a sudden I have a million and 1 instagram porn accounts following me... this iPhone eavesdropping shit gotta STOP fr

[brittany @blbryant]

@EricMedina12 Lmao damn you got me

[Mani 🫧🎀 @__manniiii]

the crackhead in me is very intrigued💀

[brittany @blbryant]

Drunk thought:

We meet so many people in our life.
So!! Many!! People!!

What blows my mind is how we decipher the importance of these people & where they’ll stand during our lifetime

Will they be a lesson? A mistake? A lifelong partner &/or friend?

Oh boy I need to go to bed

[brittany @blbryant]

Or @Kaylahall277

[josh! @queersocialism]

british ppl be like “litchrally”

[brittany @blbryant]

S/O to anyone dealing with a parent goin thru menopause..... this shit tough

[brittany @blbryant]

It really pisses me off when I burn my mouth on shitty pizza. Like I’ll destroy it for some bomb pizza... but for bad pizza?! Ugh

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

God has not given me a spirit of fear.

But of power, love and a sound mind.

2 Timothy 1:7