BB

Growing older is inevitable. Growing up takes practice.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.

[BB @blburchf3]

And THIS is why he will NEVER be Tom Brady. You don’t need all that money sir… leave the cap space for a great team. That’s how you win 7 Super Bowls.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Record deal: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, per @RapSheet and me.

Equity Sports CEO Chris Cabott, and Chiefs GM Brett Veach and his staff, put the finishing touches on the landmark agreement today.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[BB @blburchf3]

My boys. My loves. Been with you since the beginning. Let’s run it back my Bermuda Triangle!!! #penguins #pittsburgh

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Sidney Crosby. Evgeni Malkin. Kris Letang.

The longest-tenured trio in North American sports history 🐧🔥

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump claims that he never insisted there would be no new wars under his leadership:

“First of all, I didn't guarantee no war. Why would I have built the strongest military in the world?”

[jo @genosbest]

pittsburgh queer icon iceburgh 😋💛

[dani 🏒 @briargifs]

BELMONT.

[BB @blburchf3]

Sir. We already love you. You don’t have to try so hard.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Off Campus’ actor Belmont Cameli with The Kid LAROI during “GIRLS” for his concert in LA.

[BB @blburchf3]

I absolutely love these moments

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Legendary call. Legendary moment.

[meg @urfriendmeg]

queen 💕

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The number of Spencer Pratt voters is pretty mortifying lol. Just the dumbest people in the world live among us

[BB @blburchf3]

It’s why he will always be my favorite. Party boy who is hilarious but makes super good life decisions. I will always be Team Yo Soy Fiesta!!!

[dank @cptdankkk]

Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long"

"My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made"

"I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money"

"I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area"

"So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner"

"I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL"

"I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously, people. Spencer Pratt?

Have we not seen what happens when you elect people off the fucking TV?

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me after work, running straight to the one person who never lets me down: my bed.

[🚬 @008zennie]

they tryna kill my first lady (again) please she’s old and has bad knees

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[🚬 @008zennie]

always