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[👁️qqu¡nn @bigenderanged]

i dropped my fucking cart

[Jake @313Hockey]

Watched The Odyssey this weekend. I don’t understand how this took 10 years

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[annie flop @floptography]

Orange chicken, beer, and youtube for dinner

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[high meat enthusiast @HamasCOO]

This schizophrenic lady I follow on IG who believes she’s married to shia labuff finally found him

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

Dayton, Ohio Flock camera in concrete. Not installed with slip plate tested at Texas A&M

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[harp @haaarpb]

news: i deliver mail

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

When the customer starts referring to you by your name and you gotta confront the fact that you’re a person instead of just being a thoughtless automaton for your entire shift

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

argargargargarg arasaka stole me secret formuler

[Tim 🔪Pigeonchild (Commissions for June/July open) @Pigeon_child_]

.@RIPNDIP you guys think you own every stylized cat design on the internet? FUCK YOU

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

The most ethical sacrifice in manga history

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

the first time i hit a nicotine vape thinking it was a weed vape i yelped like a dog

[nana @Ame_iyadane]

ビール可愛くて撮ってたら普通に体制バリキモい

[Ojichan @Jahquari]

Weed pens don’t get you high, they get you by