Bleached Brain

Welcome to the highly educated, warm hearted, and inspiring thoughts from the Bleached Brain.PSA-not my opinions just so ignorant and unintelligent it’s amusing

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So if we’re from monkeys then obviously there was a caveman that fucked a money. Even though we just have similar DNA and it wasn’t a monkey. Basically. My uncle fucked a monkey and here I am now.

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@cutemould She did. Hmm yeah... well anyway, I didn’t get lunch today!

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Yeah so what someone brought a gun to your school today I had to sit in traffic for THIRTY MINUTES today. THIRTY MINUTES. I was like ..... oh my god people...... drive

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You’re a pathalogicalll liar because I don’t want admit I was wrong and not have a family fight for 5 years

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....what?? I don’t get it?? That’s a razor....

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Global warming isn’t real because this continent is going to the ice age

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