Normal person

I have no affiliation with milk

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Dear Keven from the past,
You're a huge asshole who keeps leaving me with all the problems
Sincerely,
Keven from the future

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

We didn’t find Anthony.
Anthony found us 😌.

[Smosh @smosh]

WE BOUGHT SMOSH

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

@avielixco Get this gross shit outta my promoted tweets 🤢

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Wether you like him or not, I think we can all agree it’d be hilarious if everyone on Twitter blocked @elonmusk

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Seems like less of a threat tho “humanity” and more of a threat to the top 1% capitalist losing their cheap labor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Can’t believe I only just started blocking the account of every ad I see

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

I could try and give context for this video but it’s probably funnier if I don’t.

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Freedom of religion should exist and it should stop there. There’s is no room for religion in politics. Christianity is one of the biggest cults still thriving to this day, all for conservatives to suckle on its teet. Stop using fiction to argue fact.

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

As soon as the Christian arguments where made on behalf of the roe v.s wade yall fucked up. We let you believe that silly magic bible stuff, now maybe try to get a grip on fucking reality. Yall are really out you LARPing as moral people but are down with taking others rights away

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

It’s funny that Amber Heard is using the same game plan Donald Trump used when he lost the election. Just keep doubling down and spewing bullshit. I bet they have a lot in common.
The only truth is that this trail did hurt a very important movement, due to her lying so much.

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

DON’T BE A FUCKING COP

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Every day I hear another story that lets me know cops are actually such pieces of shit. It’s “protect and serve” until anything involving protecting or serving is required. But if THEIR life was threatened at all you KNOW it’d be shoot 1st, fill out the bs report later

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Police reform. Jesus Christ police reform please. Cops are just people with jobs. But obviously if its for the paycheck and their superiority complex then they shouldn’t be a cop. If you aren’t prepared to to put your life on the line, don’t be a cop. If you have prejudiced then-

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

Someone that doesn’t believe amber heard: “Here’s a thorough and reasonable explanation on why amber heard lost”

People who don’t think a man can be a victim of DV: “la la la I’m not listeninggg”

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

(But like come on, we all gonna act like Amber Heard isn’t doing terrible acting every day she’s in court?? Her role in zombie land was barely a better performance)

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

I applaud Amber heard defenders for their empathy towards who they see as an abuse victim and not just believing something because most people do. But I’d also encourage them to actually watch the trial so they can make their decision based on the evidence (or lack there of)

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

(I’d also encourage this from Johnny depp stans who believe every clickbait title they read)

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

@xosadidiot You’re not dating Johnny Depp too are you?

[Normal person @bleachedsocks]

I understand defending your girl, but you can’t just slap a comedian for telling a joke, or slap anyone for any reason. That’s still assault 🤷‍♂️