ally

if the apocalypse comes, beep me

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

counterpoint

[iana murray @ianamurray]

odysseus stopping at his 11th dodgy island like ok i’m sure nothing here will kill us this time

[Alex Tabarrok @ATabarrok]

Never leaving this website:

[mary @theoceanblooms]

and if the spanish team want to display a “free palestine” banner?

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

and he still did it omg maybe it pays to be kind and selfless

[bethany @thenightbethore]

ooh look at me i'm jude bellingham i'm super classically handsome and a mega talented athlete and everyone sings the beatles at me

[ally @bleedingbeak]

love them

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Jude Bellingham hands the ball to Bukayo Saka for the pen and he scores his hat trick 🔥

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Jude Bellingham hands the ball to Bukayo Saka for the pen and he scores his hat trick 🔥

[ally @bleedingbeak]

@linomonii1425 JDJSBSB that’s a really good point like there are players from some of the best teams in the world in your roster but they can’t play?

[ally @bleedingbeak]

ok 👍🏻

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Thomas Tuchel believes English football's 'DNA' played a big role in their World Cup exit 🗣️

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[Hassan @hassann_alt]

When the loser was losing.😭

[Cuz @HeIsTheCuz]

bless them the argentinians are now deploying jokes about *margaret thatcher being dead* in an attempt to wind up the english

about as misjudged an attack on britain as sending a WW2 ship to invade an island defended by nuclear submarines

[ally @bleedingbeak]

no bc it’s one thing to call them out for being racist but the jokes have become “what if we COLONIZED ARGENTINA” and “you are such a poor fucking LATINO you can’t even BUY FOOD”

[Kai @timeroom9000]

seeing oomfs who live in first world countries talk about argentina and it's getting weird as hell . can you not.

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him