hellamoney

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

if its too corny tell me to change it 😅

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

used to be epicgamer btw. lost fortnite twice in a row and had to change my username

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

'im gonna be the bigger person.' i say after the breakup as i eat 7 donuts

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

*mysterious old woman pulls out tarot card of a skeleton in a black robe holding a scythe*

me: is that good

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

“Do you want a relationship or a situationship?”
bro I want a scholarship

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

*paws at you* can i hurt you.
*paws at you* please let me hurt you.
*paws at you* i want to torture you.
*paws at you* may i kill you please.
*paws at you* it'd feel good to stab you.
*paws at you* wanna see my cool shipping container?

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

i wish my absence affected people more

[Nox @arnauzi]

@Claexdae When oomf has an egregious take but they’re oomf

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@cutiesprnkle @pinkieonvodka veru awesome moot battle!!!!!! i liked and subskribed

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@cutiesprnkle @pinkieonvodka im frine my ass is cooked

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@arnauzi maybe it's not the fame that matters.. but the friends we made along the way 😂 am i right or am i right?

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

*checks twitter* am i famous yet? *checks twitter* am i famous yet? *checks twitter* am i famous yet? *checks twitter* am i famous yet? *checks twitter* im not famous yet

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@arnauzi yes 😊 i have 14 views and at least 7 are from me but im still counting this as a win.😂

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

i think i dont see myself as valuable without someone else's love for me ong i gotta be killed

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

we dont talk about that.

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

if youre wondering why i dont use emojis its because i have a twitter brand to maintain and unfortunately the brand is being vaguely miserable in lowercase

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

'brand' son you have 14 followers?

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@arnauzi and the world cup 😂😂 we can share the trophy

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

i need another completely unnecessary, unhealthy obsession to give my life some structure. preferably something i can dedicate everything to despite it having absolutely no practical benefit whatsoever

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

@arnauzi fuck its genius.. im ringing my manager who is just an imagined version of myself in a suit to let him know im signing up and will be on the field by wednesday 😊

[hellamoney @bleedingheavy]

i have a lot of potential unfortunately it is all theoretical