Bleeding Vagina

Don't talk to me, I hate you.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I login to his computer and visit a thousand porn sites, and use it against him when I need.

Like he wouldn't know it wasn't him, hahaha.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Got breakfast in bed yesterday, then he hung around like a bad smell for the rest of the day.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

@BoyCalledAnn sounds like fun, as long as they leave me to my hardcover and chocolate.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

@BoyCalledAnn what's that?

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Everyone is so polite on here.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I'd never use sex to get what I want. I'd use the promise of sex tho.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I like sex as much as the next woman.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Menopause: all the psycho you love but with less bleeding.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Some of you spend a lot of time hanging out over here.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Fresh Bin Brains? I like it Frank.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I will die when the laundry basket is empty.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Going to see that skinny bitch whore who teaches my boy illiterature.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I think there should be more female assholes, for equality an shit.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Don't get the wrong idea. If I'm not fucking my man I'm sure as hell not fucking anyone else.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Real friends don't call.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Contacted my ISP for an internet boyfriend.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Yea confidence is sexy, and I'm quite confident that I've got a headache. Goodnight.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I lost my Mills & Boon novel, but it's ok, I carried on reading from the same page in another one and it made sense.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

I'm not bitter, I'm a woman. If you don't know the difference, well that's ok, you're probably a man.

[Bleeding Vagina @bleedingvag]

Gonna suck my finger, tap my vagina three times then crawl on all flaws and spank my own ass. Looks like that's what turns a man on. Right?