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Passionate about bread

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Early bird gets the worm… but what does that say about early worms??? Yeah I’m sleeping in😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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Makeup tip that I never wanted to acknowledge is that old ass concealer truly doesn’t conceal all that much and honestly makes you look worse #makeuphack #alwayslearning

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TRAGIC: BF has car issue and kind sweet GF gives him her car only for him to tell her dad that it also has an issue so now it’s in the shop getting fixed for a fat BILL. It’s giving REVENGE, JEALOUSY. Sorry that you lost all your gas but leave my rumble alone!

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Yesterday I said YOLO and got a few more things than I should’ve.. today I’m hit with a car bill… it’s a good thing I’m not religious because this would feel like a personal attack

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My back hurts from carrying all the liberals in my family every time my aunt says some fuck shit

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I say I’m sure in myself but if I had the wrong phone case would I have an identity issue? I don’t think so… maybe?

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I’m really sick of shows that do the cheesy notebook writing over a scene to point out the most obvious details. Just stop!

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Rich famous ppl be like: I’m going to travel and make a show out of it 😝 #unique #worldly

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Making soup and wearing sweatshirts… fall is coming idc idc

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Oh Wheel of Fortune I missed you…

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The thing about being on call is that you can’t just lie and say you didn’t have your phone on you. I straight up do and it’s on blast

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Sometimes I wonder how half of this country voted for trump but then I’ll be on this app for less than a minute and understand

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@GovTimWalz About freaking time 🎉

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If someone asked for a bite of my croissant right now I would be sad cause I want it all

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HELP ME I can’t find my last AirPod HELP

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Girls night

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Rainy dayyyyyy never go awayyyyyy

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Anyways I stubbed my toe today… that mRNA has made me clumsy! 😂🍷

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People still drawing everything back to the Covid vaccine… it’s giving a lack of accountability… maybe you have this issue because of some other fuck shit have you considered that

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All of my favorite artists are releasing music this year I’m so blessed