Stuart C

Inverted y-axis, lip balm. Will let you know what is and is not a volley

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@sid_lambert Not a volley

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@kobixutd Not a volley

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@ChrisSweetman6 Not a volley

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

Volley

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

Michael Essien’s volley against Barcelona is arguably the greatest goal in the UCL and best ever seen at Stamford Bridge—pure technique and power. If not for that controversial game, we would’ve faced Manchester United again in the final and beaten them.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

Not a volley

[Benfleet FC @Benfleet_FC]

👀 BEST GOAL EVER SCORED? 👀

Watch @TayLawrence10 hit this volley from the half way line with the winning goal to beat league leaders Little Oakley at Woodside Stadium this afternoon.

Has a better goal ever been scored in the history of non-league football… we think not!

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@craigan87 @Benfleet_FC @TayLawrence10 Not a volley. Not a half volley either.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@BenfleetF49061 @pjlfc88 @Benfleet_FC @FreeAgentsFC @TayLawrence10 It's not a half volley

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@discount_heatin I'd say raping a child is very untoward.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@KeithWarwick123 He bummed a child mate. Sit this one out.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@DanielJMath1 No Captain Tom? Disgusting.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@UTDKara I'm 47 and faster than both of them.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

Flag shaggers and nonces

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

England is waking up.

Will Western Europe follow?

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

"If his kid is a fan"

Mr Beast is the YouTube Jimmy Saville.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

MrBeast offers to support wrestler Syko Stu, who is hospitalized and recovering after an on-stream assault

"I read he was a veteran that used wrestling as an outlet to get over PTSD... If his kid is a fan or I can help with hospital bills I’ll help"

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@SAMUELBAILEYSR @leonardaisfunny Broadly agree. There has been a bit of over-reach around protest and free speech laws by the last and the current government in the UK though. Those laws can get to fuck.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@SAMUELBAILEYSR @leonardaisfunny Yes, it would.

It would be nice if anyone of any religion could just keep it to themselves. But they can't.

This specific example in the UK is a clash of a religious culture with secular values that has been ignored for too long for fear of upsetting a religious group.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@SAMUELBAILEYSR @leonardaisfunny The answer to a problematic religion is never "more religion"

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@manfuego007 Busey all day mate. Absolute mad cunt.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@JayMackComedian I thought scousers were supposed to have a great sense of humour?

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

@MattHall1974 @WTIDPOD No. He's 4 yards away and it hit him up the arse.
Read the words feom the picture. He didn't prevent the goalkeeper releasing the ball, and the keeper had kicked it so couldn't have been in the process of releasing it.

[Stuart C @bleepynoises]

Good Friday Easter Sunday