Someone Wierd

Am the best version of me that I could be.
I could be the sweet beautiful rose but also your worst nightmare....😈😈😈😈

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

I’m kinda mad this worked 😭

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

To those asking did she ever find Chanel?
(We love a happy ending ☺️🦜)

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

😆 hey diva, here you go 🦜

[Earth @earthcurated]

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.” —

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@xKnowledgeBANK

[Someone Wierd @bleh254]

#SpotifyWrapped @noguidnce Thank you for making my year

[My Doctor @mmmicheni]

I need to know who said "maendeleo gani" and I need to know it URGENTLY!!

[Someone Wierd @bleh254]

Catch me outta here coz y'all are funny

[Someone Wierd @bleh254]

The comments under this tweet have had me cackling in bed like a mad man 🤣

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Ladies,

Do you know how much a Mama mboga raises?

Mama mboga earns=ksh.500 per day

Per week= 500×7=3500

Per month= 3500×30=105,300

Per year=105300×12=1,260,000

Na high school principal hulipwa 100k a month

Akili Mtu Wangu

In 2024, We're fixing this country!

[Someone Wierd @bleh254]

Makende haipendi kelele has me rolling 🤣🤣

[Philip Macloud @philipmacloud]

I hope you've understood... testosterone doesn't like Noise!
I said don't make noise for your neighbors 😞😒
#TheVault

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

What an advert😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Things that define Africans:

1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when there is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.

Am pround to be African.....

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

This life is getting harder every day https://t.co/iY10xKlZ1d

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

It's almost 1 month since I got gifted the 2017 Peugeot 3008 Petrol GT by @markmchuma.

Since then, I have covered over 1500KMs of mixed driving on-road, off-road. Now due to popular demand (always wanted to say that 😂), here's a quick review of Nala:

Also, plates 👌🏾

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

an outrageous Linkedin work history

[Matindi @GitongaMatindi]

Exactly what I think @roywoodjr would look like as a child

[Ghafla Kenya @GhaflaKenya]

Huyu sasa apewe Jina na Kikenya na citizenship

[captain hook 🪝(new era) @owenkk7]

Me at my wife's ruracio trying to nego the goats from 60 to thate fae