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Given how much Miliband, Clegg and Balls had to fear from the polls, maybe they should have voted Ukip.

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@Madz_Grant Why‘a your husband?

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@adam_cannon @HeathrowAirport Buck passing - that’s all you’ll get from these schlemiels.

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@adam_cannon @British_Airways @HeathrowAirport I never fly these days - train and boat will do for me. I can’t recommend it too highly - stress levels are at an all-time low.

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@holysmoke Yes I agree - water shortages are a terrible worry. My prayer is that our politicians will forget about futile solar panels and windmills and spend our taxes on water retention schemes instead.

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@CamillaTominey Probably 😂

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@holysmoke We’d all love to return to the days of the Wenham Lake ice safe and he’s right to say that people haven’t had fridges for a lot longer than they have but you need a big house to accommodate all the bottling, pickling and preserving you need to do to stop things going off.

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@holysmoke I showed this to my mum and she laughed like anything.

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@CamillaTominey @MattRodda Why would anyone go to one of these ghastly events? What’s festive about camping and being buffeted by throngs of sweaty strangers?

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@holysmoke That’s very funny

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@DanielJHannan I can’t see JFK

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@holysmoke @DavidHein9 I think the late Queen was a major draw. I know a number of A-Cs (or high Anglicans) who absolutely deplored female ordination and other such trendy ideas but who still wanted to be part of a church whose supreme governor was Her Majesty.

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@Madz_Grant @JackElsom 😂

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@JackElsom That’s absolutely hilarious. Thank you!

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@CamillaTominey 😂 - What a bunch of clowns. I agree @CamillaTominey - truly a party from hell.

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@holysmoke Yes you’re probably right - it’s a shame one can’t know what Haydn, Mozart, Bach, Beethoven etc etc were like when they were directing an orchestra. I imagine good.

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@DanielJHannan Funny how he’s changed his tune since 2016

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@holysmoke Excellent - Sorry the Ayckbourn was sub-par though. I love Ayckbourn and had had plans to see that.

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@holysmoke I have some sympathy with @ClarkeMicah since in Brighton Rock, Pinky and all the other catholics describe be themselves as Romans. And I’ve always had the highest admiration for Graham Greene.

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@holysmoke I don’t read Chinese so haven’t a clue what it says. Would you be able to translate please?